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Originally posted by TheWill
Seriously, I have been reeding through this forrum and their arr sow meny peeple who towtally thinnk that evulotion is reel, they arr ignoring soo much evidence frum peeple like Kent Hovind and Ray Comfort, who have yused REEL SCIUNCE to PROOVE that it is a compleet fabbrickation, sow HOW can peeple still be seying that evulotion is reel?
Four starts, Ray Comfort is SOOO rite wen he compairs the domustic banana to a pepsi can, it is so towtally the same - do thees evulotionists thinnk that the domustic banana just evulved to be shaped to fit in the human hand, and alsow, the fruit is completely unfertile, and so wat whould bee the point of it evulving to make a unfertile fruit if it was nott for humans in the furst plaice?
Also, Kent Hovind is a proffesor of sciunce, and so if anywun is going too no that evulotion is a LIE, it is going to be him, not sum stupid evulotionist that never eevun went too skhool. There is absulottly NO prooff four evulotion, well maybe micro, but nun at all for macro evulotion, which is just a LIE beleeved ownly by ineducaited peeple, I have lived on a farm MY HOLE LIFE, with all ov my famly - who buy the way nun of them are munkeys - and I have seen menny sheep giving burth to MOOR SHEEP, nevver to lions or giraffes or sum other evulotionist bs.
If enny evulotionists reed this, pleese explane to me how it is that yoo can thinnk that evulotion is reel when it is so clearly a complete fabrickation?
Originally posted by Kailassa
Originally posted by TheWill
Four starts, Ray Comfort is SOOO rite wen he compairs the domustic banana to a pepsi can, it is so towtally the same - do thees evulotionists thinnk that the domustic banana just evulved to be shaped to fit in the human hand, and alsow, the fruit is completely unfertile, and so wat whould bee the point of it evulving to make a unfertile fruit if it was nott for humans in the furst plaice?
No, yoove got it wrong. Cans have evolved. There watts known of as micro evolution. This guy hear explains it.
If you want to know more about the steel can, its history and evolution, read my post: The Revival of the Tin Can
Cans disprove macro evolution because no matter how long they have evolved, they've never turned into anything except rockets, and we all know they are just big tin cans, and outdoor toilets, which are still known of as "the can".
Also, Kent Hovind is a proffesor of sciunce, and so if anywun is going too no that evulotion is a LIE, it is going to be him, not sum stupid evulotionist that never eevun went too skhool. There is absulottly NO prooff four evulotion, well maybe micro, but nun at all for macro evulotion, which is just a LIE beleeved ownly by ineducaited peeple, I have lived on a farm MY HOLE LIFE, with all ov my famly - who buy the way nun of them are munkeys - and I have seen menny sheep giving burth to MOOR SHEEP, nevver to lions or giraffes or sum other evulotionist bs.
Right on, Bro. And I've noticed, even when you do it with the sheep they still don't give birth to lions or giraffes or evolutionists. I think you have to do it with horses to get them, and I'm not into that kind of thing. Besides, they keep kicking the box out from under my feet. Me sister managed, but we had to roll her up after that to fit her in the hole we dug under the cherry tree. You should taste my cherry's now, I think theyre micro-evolving into plums!!!!!
Well you and I, we no that god made man perfect, (and woman not so perfect,) and we know about that law that says stuff always goes from order to disorder because that's how we prove we didn't just happen by accident so we no we're just degenerating until we turn into globs of goo. Well we won't because we get to go butt naked to heaven in the rapture even this aunt of mine and I'll be there watching but all the Christine-persecuting evolutionists will untill Jesus comes back the last time because the baby Jesus loves everyone so much he has to burn most everyone for eternity.
And they got mixed up about ribs. They think if Eve was made out of a rib (I'm not talking about the other Eve wot was made out of dust,) men would have one less rib. But god, he planned it all along and gave men an extra rib in the first place just like he gave them extra brains!!!!
The differenc is you're allowed to use your rib, even if you can't, and your knot aloud to you'se you're brain or you'll reel-eyes religion is bunk and god don't like you knowing that and will have to burn you in hell too.
Originally posted by Snickersman
Even though I found G-d I still believe in Evolution and the ideals behind the Evolution thought.
Thank you for your time.
Originally posted by Kailassa
Originally posted by Snickersman
Even though I found G-d I still believe in Evolution and the ideals behind the Evolution thought.
Thank you for your time.
Please elaborate.
What are the ideals behind the Evolution thought?
Originally posted by Snickersman
Originally posted by Kailassa
Originally posted by Snickersman
Even though I found G-d I still believe in Evolution and the ideals behind the Evolution thought.
Thank you for your time.
Please elaborate.
What are the ideals behind the Evolution thought?
Introduction to Evolution
Wikipedia has a great article on evolution.
Originally posted by christina-66
reply to post by TheWill
If we are descended from apes - why are there still apes?
That is the question that tends to blow the theory out the water,
Wasps have been the same since the age of the dinosaur - they have not changed. Neither have ferns.
Personally I do not like evolutionism as a theory.
Darwin's concepts were abused by the likes of Blavatsky and Hitler in support of 'survival of the fittest' and used to justify mass killing. 'After all'' said they, 'if they were meant to survive - they would have killed us.'
Meantime - where do we come from? What is your alternative theory?