Resolution Introduced : "The Dog Ate My Tax Return Act" ...

Congressman introduces
'The Dog Ate My Tax Return Act'

“Taxpayers shouldn’t be expected to follow laws the Obama administration refuses to follow themselves,” said [Steve] Stockman [R-Texas].

“Taxpayers should be allowed to offer the same flimsy, obviously made-up excuses the Obama administration uses.”

The announcement said under the plan, called “The Dog Ate My Tax Return Act,” “taxpayers who do not provide documents requested by the IRS can claim one of the following reasons:”

1. The dog ate my tax receipts

2. Convenient, unexplained, miscellaneous computer malfunction

3. Traded documents for five terrorists

4. Burned for warmth while lost in the Yukon

5. Left on table in Hillary’s Book Room

6. Received water damage in the trunk of Ted Kennedy’s car

7. Forgot in gun case sold to Mexican drug lords

8. Forced to recycle by municipal Green Czar

9. Was short on toilet paper while camping

10 At this point, what difference does it make?

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OPINIONATED-OBSERVATION:

TEXAS Ain't Take'n It ... NO More.
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Lmao... brill .... hope it passes .. should hold a creative excuse competition ..

1st entry.

We are so poor, we had to make soup out of it. So .... I fed them to my children. I ate some of them myself! It was for the children!

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Do as i say, not as i do.

Excellent example of gov being stupid and being caught not being able to cover their own lies.

+1 for the bill

Excellent.

I wonder if they'll work ? Beat um at their own stupid laws/games.

The government is too damned trifflin' especially this Administration. /barf/

a reply to: FarleyWayne

God I love this state!!!!

"I wasnt born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could"

Pheonix358.... That deserves a beer if anything ever did.

Great way to bring attention to the problem.

Hope it passes.

This will obviously get a chuckle in Congress. Then back to business as usual.

originally posted by: Pimpintology
Hope it passes.

No, that would be dumb. It's not meant to pass. It's meant to bring attention to the problem.

originally posted by: Biigs
Do as i say, not as i do.

Excellent example of gov being stupid and being caught not being able to cover their own lies.

+1 for the bill

Agreed to flag and star until it becomes a national initiative!

This is my story and I'm sticking by it.

I got evicted last November.
A blind and hurried choice came down in the last bum's rush
moving load between the box of all my most recent vital
records: and groceries. Neither of the cardboard boxes were
labeled, but were both exactly the same size -- so I grabbed
the one that didn't smell because the power was disconnected
for two weeks, assuming the food would have by then spoiled.

Imagine my fearful surprise when I opened a box of canned goods.
I was locked out by the County Sheriff, so you'll have to take up
the matter of retrieving the records from him. Hope they're stored
somewhere.......oh wait they were abandoned by court predisposition.

And if you don't like the excuse that HE threw the paper away
you'd better have a real fast draw; he won for five years in a row
at the State Fair. (If you're gonna fab something, I mean go for it.
All except the Sheriff, ain't nobody gonna play him in G minor...)

Equal Protection clause. And written a little earlier than Adams:
"What law binds one must bind all." Hey I didn't say it, it was
King Arthur... another fairy tale guy. But it sounded cool didn't it??

On a personal note I'd like to finish with "Might makes BITE ME."

EDIT:: PS OMG it's the First Day of Summer!
Put on Tony Cary if you're geriatric!

originally posted by: eManym
This will obviously get a chuckle in Congress. Then back to business as usual.

Business as usual gets them a THREE PERCENT approval rating in
any poll not conducted by a Rothschild mouthpiece paper.
Sounds about right--- and the giant jaundiced eye pans to The Hill...

originally posted by: OccamsRazor04

originally posted by: Pimpintology
Hope it passes.

No, that would be dumb. It's not meant to pass. It's meant to bring attention to the problem.

If dumb can be described as titling bills that are far removed from
the real content... we've got a bumper crop of winners on the end
of Maryland that just might ramrod the damned thing through.
We have to credit them with "The National Security Enhancement
Act of 2003", which raised the bar to Rush Street for me. After that
one we may be able to rename Mr. Stockman's Texas twister maybe
"The Irretrievable Electronic Record Amnesty for Whatever Taxable
Year is Questioned Act of 2014--or so"

Back to Rush Street where you have to sell your work car for a night
on the town.. and the cab home that'll keep you outa trouble pilgrim.
Pricey drinky we go now. OOps world go stupid under feet, bye bye.
I needed a sense of cloture on that, as stupid as it seemed.
God I shoulda moved to Austin with Dick and Kathy when I had the chance.
Well actually they just got together and I wasn't invited.....Howard

a reply to: FarleyWayne

9. Was short on toilet paper while camping

This one I can't use, I've a Stockpiled of Toilet Paper.

Put all the other excuses are Golden
I wish this would pass

a reply to: OccamsRazor04

No, that would be dumb. It's not meant to pass.

My G-D Man, Chill,,, You'd take the white cane from a blind man, if it gave him Hope.
You get the Obama Prayer.

a reply to: FarleyWayne

And we wonder why they don't get anything f ing done. These guys think they are comedians. I would drop dead if any of them came up with any real useful legislation, that doesn't cater specifically to their industrial giant cronies.

a reply to: guohua


Make up one for Hillary.
You are going to have her next.

originally posted by: guohua
a reply to: FarleyWayne

9. Was short on toilet paper while camping

This one I can't use, I've a Stockpiled of Toilet Paper.

Put all the other excuses are Golden

I wish this would pass

Considering you are probably "full of it" that Obama TP is something you ought to keep pretty handy.

LOL Couldn't resist a little ribbing, back at ya.
FYI - I wipe my butt with Ronald Reagan's face, because I am still waiting for the Dick Cheney paper rolls to come in.

a reply to: FarleyWayne

I will never feel bad for a person who knowingly put themselves in between a rock and a hard place. Obama did this to himself with his HIGHLY questionable bending of the laws and now he needs to deal with the consequences like a big boy. Time to pay the piper with all the BS you tried to pull on the American public. There is no easy way out from this mess, you either admit to the Lois Lerner scandal or you allow the IRS to conveniently lose emails and then open up that can of worms for the public when they need to address their responsibilities with the IRS...

I really hope the republican party stays on top of them hard here... No easy breaks, no deals, you broke the law now you deal with the consequences...

And to the OP- that list is pure gold... love it... S&F

originally posted by: Loveaduck
a reply to: guohua


Make up one for Hillary.
You are going to have her next.

She doesn't deserve exemplary consideration, nor any
special treatment. I submit the one size fits all NWO MO
because I WANT US to read every bill they argue.
It's rather obvious they're all too busy staying in and getting
even for one juvenile reason or another to read CRAP.



And whomever has Hillary next for dinner and a nomination
chat should try a SALAD. And a light ginger ale Twiggy.

The two guys that'll NEVER stop arguing about 9/11: