Hi

I was told by someone, somewhere that to properly introduce yourself you first have to greet them but ah' we'll get past that. I was told again that upon entering the secure establishment of ATS I then would have to state my purpose but what heck, really?

Well just to be specific I was told or rather informed to write about these headers to properly introduce myself:
(1) Wishes:
(2) Purpose:
(3) Name:
(4) Father’s Name:
(5) Family:
(6) Profession:
(7) Location:
(8) Hobbies/ Habits :
(9) Life Aim:
(10) Achievements:
(11) Favorite Persons or Ideal Persons:
(12) Favorite Movies, things, color, place, etc.,:
(13) My Strength and Weakness:
(14) People I Like and Dislike:
(15) Any Turning point in my life, which changed me.
(16) How I'm Different from Others?
(17) Conclusion:
(18) Finally say Thank You.

I can go on and say things but will you believe anything I would say because you can TrustMeImLying. Since I'm not funny and interesting enough I'll post a catchy into for you guys to chew on

Hi my name is (insert name here) and i punch dogs.

late in the day i have found that being hatched from and egg is not the norm
my egg was blue and for this i am unhappy (i dont like blue)

my early days were spent trying to avoid the bigger trees in my yard
often eating the various grubs and roots my small snout could unearth
this you might say has set me up in life for not very much

tonight i have had a kebab and some plastic toy soldiers for tea
i have 2 gold fish: 1 called terrance and 1 called turnip

turnip doesn't like kevin. but as they stay out of each others way life aint hard

you may ask who is kevin?
this has nothing to do with you and as such will remain my secret

i have never had a chance to collect stamps! this upsets me
i do however have a large collection of small shoes
47% of them are left 1's


Things I Like:

i like the noise small kids make when you hit them and they fall down,
(old people make much the same noise ?!?! strange that?).
I like my sock Franko and he likes me.
I like 2/3rds of rice kryspies in a packet, (the rest can go 2 hell).
Bar fights.
Carving novelty animals from root vegetables.
Freaky Circus ***. Jokes that are in bad taste.
Girls with no Standards, Morals or Self Esteem.
Midgets, (yay for little people they make me feel big).
Really creepy people who follow you about.


Things I Dislike:

Balloon animals, its not a Giraffe its a bent up balloon!
Eating just cos ive run out of beer!
Fat people who aren't jolly, (fat people have to be jolly its the LAW!)
Girls who think to much, (well of course your not gunna wanna sleep with me if you think about it).
Hangovers!!!
Kittens that come apart when you kick them.
Materialism and not having enough stuff.
Double Standards (i can have them but you cant!)
Shaving.
Small Stones with Sharp Edges.
Snotty Eggs.



To be honest i only came here cos i was told that mondays is chocolate cake and ice cream day.

This is all made by me, TrustMeImLying!

I trust you buddy, welcome

Have a flag, now you owe me a favor i will sometime collect (trust me im not lying)

reply to post by Indigent


Oh hi! Look at you, stalking me back to my very first post.

My name is none of your business, but you can call me TruestMeImLying. Or TML (kinda lame actually). Actually, you can call me TrustMeImLying - I like that name better.

It's a stupid name and you don’t like me.

So basically this is my spot where i’m going to type all my crazy thoughts which you don’t care about, thus keeping me sane for real people. Not that i’m questioning your existence. Well. I am. And if that offends you then you can go think of something creative to shove up something even more creative.

Everyone: "It's the worst introduction ever."

Me: "Yeah? Well, you’re the worst imaginary friend ever, And nobody is ever going to read this anyway. So HA."

So basically this is my spot where i’m going to type all my crazy thoughts which you don’t care about

But but i truly don't care about them , not even your name is true

Anyways i forget to say soon a mod will come and give you a proper intro to the board ethics and manners.

Enjoy ATS, have a cookie

Indigent

But but i truly don't care about them

, not even your name is true

You'll always be my friend - You know too much!

reply to post by TrustMeImLying


That was a (apply appropriate qualitative here) intro !!!!

Welcome to ATS, TrustMeImLying !

You'll fit right in ! Have fun & enjoy !!

reply to post by TrustMeImLying


You don't like cats?! I don't know how I feel about you!

reply to post by sled735


I am a dog lover. (This is not to be confused with bestiality).