Valentine Greetings

TrueBrit

angelchemuel
And another for True!

You've started something with your poetic response sir!

True Brit you have made me blush with poetry so fine.
It's such a shame it's fantasy to sit beside the fire.
Don't sell you short. You're more than that, as women here can see.
Bad feet or not we love you more than pre-paid shopping sprees!

Your poem fills my cold hard heart, puts jelly in my knees.
But as I'm not available my secrecy I'll keep. XXX ?

Thank goodness I have a quiet week...looks like I'm going to be busy!

Rainbows
Jane

There are no words, with which a man can respond to a scentence like "Bad feet or not we love you more than pre-paid shopping sprees!". I defy even Byron, or any literary genius to be able to respond to such vast praise as has been heaped upon me here. All I know is, whom so ever it is that keeps your heart, must rank among the luckiest human beings ever born.

Eh??????
Too much rum in me me thinks
Rainbows
Jane

reply to post by angelchemuel


What I wrote there, was a response to this...

True Brit you have made me blush with poetry so fine.
It's such a shame it's fantasy to sit beside the fire.
Don't sell you short. You're more than that, as women here can see.
Bad feet or not we love you more than pre-paid shopping sprees!

Your poem fills my cold hard heart, puts jelly in my knees.
But as I'm not available my secrecy I'll keep. XXX ?

... which I received earlier, via your good self, from the first anonymous correspondent (I told you this would get confusing ) hehe!

*Rolls eyes*
Madness abounds !!!

reply to post by Gordi The Drummer


See you Jimmy!...please don't take that the wrong way...that was, as is with you Gordi...a classic post.,..really cheered me up...thank you
Rainbows
Jane

A pre-emptive strike with a song that covers a gamut of experiences, much like the experience that we simply call "Love."



A Valentine to ATS

reply to post by Serdgiam


Haven't got whisky...but will a bit of spiced rum do for you?
*gives Serdgiam a hug*
Loves you...
Rainbows
Jane

reply to post by Rainbowresidue

What!?...you as well????
True....incoming with another poem!



Rainbows
Jane

reply to post by angelchemuel


No alchohol whatsoever, it interacts with my meds in a very bad way. A drink or two (not a full drink, literally just a sip or two) of any alcohol results in a migraine that lasts the rest of the day!

I was never a big drinker, but I truly did enjoy a great microbrew or a well-aged liquor. Ah well, c'est la vie, right?

Ill take a water though! That stuff aint so bad!

Ive already been running around snagging all the food in the thread while no one was watching, so Im quite content.

TrueBrit
reply to post by angelchemuel

 

angelchemuel,

I received this as a U2U, addressed to your good self.

*Begins*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I find it really hard to believe,
Something I just can't conceive,
That you haven't been scooped up yet,
This is something I just don't get.

With all your positive qualities,
And your match maker abilities.
The way you take care of every one,
And make sure that their having fun.

You're not alone, you have the best
You're crazy family on ATS.
But when you find a love that's true,
We must approve of him for you! (just joking......well, kinda)

It won't be long before you find,
A love that surpasses time,
A love that grows as you both do,
This is what I wish for you.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Ends*

Now isn't that sweet?

Awww...you've surpassed yourself with that one True
Thank you hon...these emoticons are #e!
Rainbows
Jane

reply to post by angelchemuel


Like I said, someone sent that to me, addressed to you. That one was not my work, as fine as it is! Like I said, you have your first ATS Valentine of the year!

TrueBrit
reply to post by angelchemuel

 

Do you think that was an appropriate rhyming response to the second message I recieved? I feel kind of bad about the response to the first message, because apparantly it caused weakness in the knees! I had no wish to prevent normal ambulation on the part of my correspondent! :O

Oh #...you're asking me that after half a bottle of Sailor Jerry! I have no idea!
BUT...I have yet another message for you

Such a lovely poem from TrueBrit
But Jane has already found a #
He treats her bad
and she gets mad
Flings him out and that's it

* What?????*

Rainbows
Jane

angelchemuel

TrueBrit
reply to post by angelchemuel

 

Do you think that was an appropriate rhyming response to the second message I recieved? I feel kind of bad about the response to the first message, because apparantly it caused weakness in the knees! I had no wish to prevent normal ambulation on the part of my correspondent! :O

Oh [snip]...you're asking me that after half a bottle of Sailor Jerry! I have no idea!

Heh, Sailor Jerry is goooooood... although I do prefer The Kraken myself. The bottle makes it easier to Depp the thing (you know, when you fall backward while still drinking the rum!).

BUT...I have yet another message for you

Such a lovely poem from TrueBrit
But Jane has already found a #
He treats her bad
and she gets mad
Flings him out and that's it

* What?????*

Rainbows
Jane

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

TrueBrit
reply to post by angelchemuel

 

Like I said, someone sent that to me, addressed to you. That one was not my work, as fine as it is! Like I said, you have your first ATS Valentine of the year!

Yeah right!
Thank you, whoever you are.
Drunk Rainbows
Jane

PS Bloomin' heck...this is only Monday...I will be wrecked by Friday!

Calling Cody...you have another!

A son of Anarchy took a pill
Thinking it would give him a thrill
But his Harley back fired
His dick retired
and his balls ran over the hill

Eh well...whatever...
Rainbows
Jane

reply to post by angelchemuel


Strange little rhymes are they not?

reply to post by TrueBrit

No...I believe that is a limerick


Rainbows
Jane

reply to post by angelchemuel


Ah... quite.


A feisty young lady from Nuneaton,
Was obsessed with Michael Keaton,
She tried to get in,
To his penthouse wherein,
She was caught by security and beaten!

Something like that?

TrueBrit
reply to post by angelchemuel

 

Ah... quite.


A feisty young lady from Nuneaton,
Was obsessed with Michael Keaton,
She tried to get in,
To his penthouse wherein,
She was caught by security and beaten!

Something like that?

Yup...I believe that's wot it is
I lurve Michael Keaton!
Rainbows
Jane

Well... Im officially knackered, and since I have work in the morning, I think it might be prudent to get some sleep of some sort. Its been a pleasure people, and will surely be again tomorrow!

Sweet dreams all!

Okay, sweet thread and fun reading, but really, how can one make any amorous attempts online when sex, age, species and symmetry are unknown?

Writing lovely prose to the overweight fellow in tighty-whities posing as a nubile vixen is an internet reality... not that I'd know about that or anything.

But by all means, wallow in dopamine and self groping... Skoal!

reply to post by angelchemuel




An Angel for our little Angel because she is hurting. I too am hurting knowing how close Valentine's is and being stuck in the reality that a marraige of over 30 years is over. You're not alone in your pain. hugs!