if the isle of man declares war on china???

If Britain won't get involved, I could well imagine Taiwan pointing some warheads at The Isle of Man in order to save it.

Maybe some fellow islands could send soldiers, with the tacit "ignorance" of their colonial overlords, like the Faroe Islands, Hokkaido or Tristan de Cunha.

Once conquered, local and Chinese culture could combine for a camp to teach naughty Western youngsters morality and discipline.

Justin Bieber could be sent to The Isle of Man for a sound native police birching, and then he could spend six months in a Chinese sweat-shop packaging pirated copies of his own music.

It may sound harsh at first, but one day the Biebster will thank China and the Isle of Man for their tough love.

Makes one wonder if a Chinese invasion should be opposed, or indeed welcomed?

halfoldman


Justin Bieber could be sent to The Isle of Man for a sound native police birching, and then he could spend six months in a Chinese sweat-shop packaging pirated copies of his own music.