OMG! The FUNNIEST thing I have ever read!

OMFG... I haven't laughed that hard in years !

Those reviews are frigging priceless.



I just e-mailed the link to my hubby. He'll be peeing in his pants for hours.

I have seen these for the milk, wolf shirt, etc. and the pen for women. Haven't seen this one. There are some excellent unknown writers out there.

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Dude -- I just spent the last two hours reading those comments and LMMFLWAO!!! Now I have to do two things: figure out which client to bill for that lost time and then order me a bag of those bears!

You have to read the reviews.

www.amazon.co.uk...=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1390427601&sr=8-1&keywords=male+veet

ProphetZoroaster
You have to read the reviews.

www.amazon.co.uk...=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1390427601&sr=8-1&keywords=male+veet

I read the 1st five, I think I have review reading addiction...is there help for that??
This proves people are crazy, what kind of people go around writing these ridiculous reviews. I mean they are genius, but very twisted....God bless them!

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Thanks a lot - now not only do I have a stitch in my side, but the neighbors on all sides of me are probably wondering about the donkey braying coming from my room (I'm sick, so I can't laugh properly right now).

Couldn't even make it past the first review on there - that one and the other link to Veet where the guy farted a frozen brussel sprout out his rear did me in.

Think I've found my April Fool's joke for this year.

-fossilera

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I've been crying about and hour now. I need to do some work but its like a train wreck that you can't look away from. Start to say ok then read a line like this describing a persons enounter.....

The trees conceal your condition from the view of others, but they fail tremendously to stop the sound of what can only be described as drowning a toddler in a mud puddle.

These are hilarious

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Great way to lighten things up.
I needed that !!!

is that "flash mob reviewing?"

Ok, I started the gummy bears and only got this far...and now I think I'm dying...

"DOES ANYONE HAVE A DIAPER!?!" I am screaming, my son is now crying, he thinks he is witnessing the death of his father. I can't even assure him that I will make it.

Not a word was said, but a diaper was thrown over the stall. I catch it, line my underwear with it, put my pants back on, and walk out of that bathroom like a champ. We go straight to our seats, grab out coats and go home. As we are walking out, the gentleman that wished me good luck earlier simply put his fist out, and I happily bumped it.

"Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toilet's virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality. I imagined some poor Italian carpenter weeping over the violently soiled remains of his once beautiful creation. The lament lasted only a second as I was quickly back to concentrating on the tiny muscle that stood between me and molten hot lava".

Rarely have I seen such an eloquently constructed sentence... marvellous writing... Lol...

PA

I was worried the title over promised, but within minutes I was crying I was laughing so hard.

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Who knew that so many good writers write Amazon reviews. Very funny, lol good.

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You made my day. Actually crying.

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OMG, I almost didn't read your post. But I am so glad I did. That was the best laugh I've had in a while! Funny s#*t! (pun intended)

I may have to try to do the experiment myself. (I do luvs me some Haribo Gummi Bears)

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So this ExplosiveGummiBear post went through another site I frequent a couple weeks ago and someone on that site actually did this. He then went to post the results (quite literally) on youtube. I hesitate to link it because it is rather crude, but it is still there for anybody to find.

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Well, I did google it. OH MY GAWD! That is downright nasty, yet oddly hilarious.

But I will say that I learn from others mistakes and will not attempt this experiment. Unless of course it is a medical necessity.

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OMG that WAS so funny, i cried it was so hilarious!

In fact it was so darn funny that i devoted a few hours combing the titles of the reviews, to package together a post to the funny section of Reddit - did a search and there was nothing.

Please visit and give it an up-vote. Thanks.

www.reddit.com...

The whole world needs to see this one! LOL

Regards,

NAM

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I ran across this the other day had me laughing all morning.

NewAgeMan
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OMG that WAS so funny, i cried it was so hilarious!

In fact it was so darn funny that i devoted a few hours combing the titles of the reviews, to package together a post to the funny section of Reddit - did a search and there was nothing.

Please visit and give it an up-vote. Thanks.

www.reddit.com...

The whole world needs to see this one! LOL

Regards,

NAM

I worked so hard putting that together and it got four up votes, and vote down, so no one can see it.

For the redditers i guess i should have just provided a pic for a # sprayed bathroom and the link, and it would have made top page.

They don't appreciate the effort i've learned, doesn't work for that culture, sadly.

Oh well i tried.

That it didn't "take" is probably a very good thing for that poor sap who would not be able to help himself but put the reviews to the test.. LOL.

The downvotes saved his ass!

LOL