Implant weather advisory: Hip-Hop twerk diva literally 'freezes her behind off' in NYC arctic temp

sbabzy.com...

What maddness is this? She found out something was wrong when she went to twerk - and it didn't work?

Doctors then took her assets out - only to warm them, then tuck them back in.

Where are the physiology experts here? Why are doctors/quacks implanting materials that cant warm up to the rest of the body?

Wow, that's a bit like saying "It was cold enough to freeze the 'balls of a brass monkey...!"

Did her cheeks go blue with cold?

Warm hands,...Cold Ass!

Obviously insufficient insulation given the prevailing weather.

Somewhere to put your lollipop to stop it melting?

Don't sneeze girl, you might blow your ass off!

I'm trying to picture how they warmed them,

and how much scar tissue there was to cut thru, get them out, and put them back in, stiches/staples and all.

What an ordeal.

Should be cause for concern about breast implants, too... in this mini ice age for the north.

I was hoping to see something in the video
but instead all I got was 4+ minutes of ear ache.

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have you stopped to consider the veracity of this tail ?

Does anyone even try to make sure what they're about to post actually happened?
The original source which OP's link doesn't even reference is CreamBmp.com, of which has this to say on their About page:

CreamBmp.com Written by comedian CREAM. This website is comprised of satire and parody of current news and urban culture. For entertainment purposes only. READ DETAILS>> creambmp.com...

Was just testing who was reading here =X and social issues

Pft

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Too bad there was no catastrophic failure.


Twerking is so classy..

if you're a degenerate scumbag. I'm afraid of what will be the next thing to top "twerking". It's like limbo, how low/trashy can you go?

kx12x
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I'm afraid of what will be the next thing to top "twerking". It's like limbo, how low/trashy can you go?

Maybe full frontal nudity???

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This is exactly the kind of stuff that is degrading ATS to nothing more than a social network site. And yes I get that Any forum is technically a social network, but there is a reason I left facebook behind and do my social networking on ATS, I am not going to leave ATS, but I will speak out against such nonsense. I dont know whats worse. BiPartiasian threads, gay/anti gay threads, religion/anti religion threads or Complete NON news threads such as this.

Um… besides the obvious problems with this story, and should you verify the source, the article ends with:

Doctors were able to successfully remove her butt implants and place them under a heater until they were ready to be reinserted into K. Michelle buttocks who otherwise would have been assed out.

READ DETAILS>> creambmp.com...

Something should red flag a normal reader here who actually believes it's true.

Or in the words of a Facebook comment:

All Of You Are Stupid For Believing This .

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It left me cold.