Montana Grizzly Bear Notice...

Montana Grizzly Bear Notice...
In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field.

"We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear poop. Black bear poop is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear poop has little bells in it and smells like pepper. "

Brilliant!

Does a bear poop in the woods, you better believe it!

Puts a whole new meaning on "Teddy Bear's Picnic".

"Hey Yogi, whatcha got in the picker nick basket?"
"A hiker and a couple of trolls from the new ATS take away Boo Boo, but there's not much meat on the latter, they can be used as toothpicks!".