Is KFC an alphabet restaurant?

beezzer
Deny Ignorance!

Finger Linkin' Good

Would the fraternal order of KFC ever reveal a secret recipe if it was for mind control and indoctrinaion ? Is this the real recipe or slick trickery for the masses?

You have to pledge the order at the counter, they also require tribute to be indoctrinated.

The GUT

 

For now, we'll let the "lucky," and, ahem, "tasty" rabbit's feet rest in their warren while we attempt FLG at home.

DOH! I dunno, tho, Kentucky Fried Rabbit!! Think about it. Could be BIG!

Now children at home, do not listen to ol' fatface, (The Gut) 'cos if you only ate Bugs Bunny..God forbid, you would be stuffed with protein and no fats, and eventually you too would expire. And Bugs Bunny is addicted to carrots which are full of sugar and that is now two ways to die. But of course we know that Bug's is still alive and carroting, and has not died of lead poisoning either.
So do not believe what 'The Gut' says because he belongs to one of those alphabet agencies.

reply to post by SasquatchHunter


These spices, when mixed with a properly blessed oil, will give you a micro "fontaine de jouvence".

The Kernel DID leave us at the respectable age of 95, no?

...hmmm...

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We were 5 to eat a rabbit once, a few years ago. There were leftovers of it for 2 more meals, for 5! There would be less hunger in the world if we replaced the chicken with rabbits, no?...

Or would there be less hungary?...

reply to post by beezzer


Silly bunny, 1000 island is already a 2:1 ratio of mayo to ketchup with a little sugar and pickle relish.

SasquatchHunter
Are those bifocals or Masonic engravings???

What about that sworded beard and cross tie??? Knights Templar symbolism???

Hmmmm...I see what you mean:

NowanKenubi
reply to post by SasquatchHunter

 

These spices, when mixed with a properly blessed oil, will give you a micro "fontaine de jouvence".

The Kernel DID leave us at the respectable age of 95, no?

...hmmm...

That's the accepted version of history. Let's examine his white clothing and white beard, is it a clue? Anartica is also covered in white. What does that mean? Secret bases of operation.

Let's examine the KFC oath "finger lickin good". Reptiles lick things. What does that mean? Reptilians.

Does all of this mean Colonel Sanders could be an immortal alien overload controlling the Earths sheep, from an underground base with funding from the KFC agency?

reply to post by SasquatchHunter


The white tone is his affiliation gang colors, with the Cuckoo Klan.

Also, you mention Antartica, that is filled with NAZIs, dressed in Grey, another tone I'll point out, and Ant- is half of anticrisp... which is strange at this point...

Reptilians should be served like jerky meat to go with the fries.