Vladimer putin VS Chock Norris?????

Ok, so...... If this week, at thier present age, chuck norris and vladimer putin were to get in a steel cage deathmatch who would win. No armies allowed of course. I'm way too lazy to make sure chuck norris is still alive and healthy, but assuming he is healthy. and part b of the question where does ole pooti poo rank in the cast of celebrity bad ass mo fo's. I doubt he could hang with the MMA guys Cout'e exc. But he would prob feed will smith his teeth. Dont know why i went fresh prince there lol.



Thanx,
Artie

Chuck Norris would defeat Putin over the phone, on a collect call lol....

Seriously though Putin seems way tougher than our leader but wonder how many of those exploits and photos are staged?

Personally I think a tough SOB makes a good leader.

Pute on paper has him beat ...lol ..Chuck wouldnt last long in the octagon either but if say the ref was Sarah Palin it might go to the Puter because she can see Russia from Alaska ...lol

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Yea, but who is the toughest guy he could defeat?

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Ill tell ya that Obama wouldn't last a minute with him and he is supposed to be the most powerful man in the world ..OOOHHH ..

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logic would dictate that [ given your specifics ] putin would win

but your terms are hardly reasonable - mr Norris is 70

if you pitted the 1980 vs 1980 putin - Norris would win

again at equal age - Norris would win every match

mr Norris at any age [ in his competitive carreer ] was fighting at a higher grade than mr putin has ever attained

now [ 2013 ] - Norris is retired - its decades since he fought competition and has the 12 year age penalty ,

so , was there a point to the question

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Had no clue he was 70's... thank god for the disclaimer admitting i was too lazy to look up chucks stats.

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Put me down for 2 million rubles on ex KGB.

Putin.

Chuck Norris takes a nice healthy Putin each morning.

What was the question again?

bigfatfurrytexan
Chuck Norris takes a nice healthy Putin each morning.

What was the question again?

LMAO you rock

Meanwhile in Russia, Putin just phoned Chuck to make sure that Chuck knows that he had nothing to do with this current ATS thread and apologized for it being created.