segway scooters visit paris

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Nice article worth reading, sounds like they are are evangelising mormons or something in the way its written

e open on a swirling, helicopter shot of the EIFFEL TOWER, then take a fast AERIAL TOUR of the CHAMPS ELYS�ES before the camera comes to earth midway down the traffic-snarled Boulevard Saint-Germain, which is filled with EXCITABLE FRENCHMEN, who stand beside their Renaults and Citro�ns waving BAGUETTES over their heads, dashing their BERETS to the ground, and gesticulating at the state of their beloved CITY OF LIGHTS, which has not seen so much CHAOS since the GERMANS arrived in 1940. We hear angry voices ("Mon Dieu! What a folly of mankind it was to build cities zat no one can navigate" � "Who can save us from zees catastrophe of our own devising?" etc., etc.)

Suddenly, all heads turn as a devastatingly charismatic team of three Americans (the bespectacled and bookishly sexy TAD; AMANDA, his incredibly chic and provocative wife; and CHRISTIAN, the team's bearded, gnomic, all-knowing technology guru)�blaze down the sidewalk on SEGWAYS, the miracle scooters that will solve all of PARIS' transportation problems!