Kindest respects (when Rodinus and Cody met) With pics !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ahh yes it's all coming back to me

Well having pinned the gerbil and whilst trying to decide what the hell to do with it, we had a visitor
The Pink gerbil revenge monster.

Now this little fellow may look harmless, but his farts are his weapon (see where I'm going with this Rod)

And believe me it was a terrifying moment to look up in a drunken haze holding the alien gerbil hostage and be faced with

THIS



You were very brave Rod

Back to you

Cody

Rodinus
ooOOOOOOO...

Just found this picture of Cody and i looking at the map of Chambord castle trying to find somewhere to hang our coats :

Ermmm i really need to go on a diet!

Kindest respects

Rodinus

We never did figure that out did we

Cody

ETA I can't believe I'm wearing socks in that photo, man that must have been one hell of a night

reply to post by cody599


You were damned lucky that i managed to get the equipment out... ooOOO sounds rude that!

Just before you slipped into a Gerbil fart comatose state... i am still wondering if it really was a gerbil fart that did that!



Even with the duct tape this didn't do any good...



And to make matters worse, i had forgotten to change the cannister on my mask which was full after going to the toilet just after one of Codys last visits...

Before long the glass on my mask fogged up and.....

reply to post by cody599


Just got to be chic like me and wear ze soquettes

Kindest respects

Rodinus

reply to post by Rodinus


Outstanding gentlemen! I applaud your creative utilization of gerbils in as near to their natural form as possible. It is understood that the duct tape is a necessary evil! Well done!

reply to post by Rodinus


Yeah sorry about that mate

Your snails were to blame, but result was inevitable


Back to you

Cody

reply to post by littled16


Thanks littled

We had so much fun planning this thread, although the wives are somewhat perplexed

It's not over yet
We discovered a strange creature the next day.
And there is an sms I sent Rod from the airport that summed our time together up.

Cody

reply to post by Rodinus

What i will admit is that I DID find a soul brother that evening and am proud to admit so too!

I couldn't be prouder to be called so

Right back at you

You big soppy tart

Cody

reply to post by littled16


Hi dear Littled, lovely to have you on board and thanks for your applause....

Believe me... this is just the beginning.... what is to come is even worse!

I think that at this point in the thread it is extremely important to underline that at no time during Codys stay was an animal abused in any way...

Erm... at least from what i can remember huh Cody?

Kindest respects

Rodinus

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I'm not too sure about the womble Rod it's all a tad blurry.

However I must attend to my ever loving ever suffering wife and wash the day's work off.

Sweet dreams all those that are reading

Cody

reply to post by cody599


I have just noticed that you tried to use the antidote for the gerbil fart and still have it in your right hand at the moment that the pungent stench hit your nostrils!

I have also just noticed how i have black burn marks on my right arm... was that something with me trying to do a Mel Gibson impersonation with that anti mosquito lamp buring in the middle of the table?

Right, time for me to do a runner for the evening as Mrs R would like to take control of the computer... no doubt to Skype Mrs C in order to arrange psychiatric care for the both of us!

Good evening to all and snails, frogs and pink gerbils on your pillows...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

cody599
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I'm not too sure about the womble Rod it's all a tad blurry.

Cody

I will send you the veterinary bill shortly.

Have a good one with your darling second half...

Kindest respects

Rod

I have just noticed that you tried to use the antidote for the gerbil fart and still have it in your right hand at the moment that the pungent stench hit your nostrils!

I have also just noticed how i have black burn marks on my right arm... was that something with me trying to do a Mel Gibson impersonation with that anti mosquito lamp buring in the middle of the table?

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Don't ask me mate

I was drunk as a skunk

And loving every minute of it, although the respective Mrs R and Mrs C weren't too impressed the next day

Cody

I must admit. It would be great meeting members on here. And it certainly looks like you had a ball

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Doc

Next time Rod and I join up.
Please feel free to join us, let's get this party on the road.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm you understand cockney don't you ?

Cody

reply to post by cody599


Lol yea i can just about understand it. I have watched only fools and horses you know!

reply to post by TheDoctor46


Alright me old china. Whack on yer whistle, get on the dog, and do the sting.

When you try and do Rod's apples be ready for a short back and sides.

Cody

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And no jokes about "Rod you plonkah" please

For those of you who do not know what Doc is talking about maybe time for a little lesson in culture :

The term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk and a couple of plonkers were to be found in France this summer!) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

Today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - "why didnt my food cook ?"
john - "you never turned on the oven, you plonker."

www.urbandictionary.com...



Good to see you on here Doc.

Kindest respects

Rodney... erm Rodinus

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Drunk as a skunk???

Remember that you drew up a list of 10 commandments that you would vow to say or do the next morning :


1 : You would get it into your head that chirping birds are the Devil's pets.

2 : You will try to gain control of the situation, and continue to tell your room to "Stay still."

3 : You will look at yourself in the mirror to induce the same reaction as drinking a glass of fresh paint.

4 : The bathroom will remind you of the fairground cry, "Step right up and give it whirl!" or "give way give way pregnant woman about to barf" or "I knew i should not have eaten that dodgy kebab and drunk 10 pints of guinness last night"

5 : You'd rather chew tacks than be exposed to sunlight.

6 : You set aside an entire afternoon to spend some quality time with your toilet.

7 : You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.

8 : Your catch phrase will be, "Never again."

9 : You will purchase a new fridge on the proceeds from recycling the bottles around your bed.

10 : Your new response to "Good morning," is "Be quiet!"

Although you were drunk as a skunk... remember the episode that same night with Uncle Bulgaria... see what I am getting at Cody?



Kindest respects

Rodinus

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You had to make it as difficult as possible didn't you.

You I'm hiding in toilet at work on my phone this time of day

Womble ? What womble I thought this was an illusion
caused by a lack of alcohol


Cody