I'm holding a dinner party and you're all invited with three guests

rickymouse
Well sounds like a good party. For the live guest I will bring my daughter. I can bring a dead fish I suppose, I have one in the freezer. For the fictional guest....I guess that would be my Diamond Mastercard, there isn't even a diamond on it.

Go troll somewhere alce

rickymouse
Well sounds like a good party. For the live guest I will bring my daughter. I can bring a dead fish I suppose, I have one in the freezer. For the fictional guest....I guess that would be my Diamond Mastercard, there isn't even a diamond on it.

Hi ricky

Could you bring a spare chair as well please I'm running out fast

Cody

Darkman2021

rickymouse
Well sounds like a good party. For the live guest I will bring my daughter. I can bring a dead fish I suppose, I have one in the freezer. For the fictional guest....I guess that would be my Diamond Mastercard, there isn't even a diamond on it.

Go troll somewhere alce

ricky's OK and well respected, he knows my sense of humour and definitely not a troll

Welcome to ATS

Cody

reply to post by cody599


Alright.

Dead- Plato

Alive- Robin Williams

Fictional- Rorschach from the watchmen

Robin will be dressed like mork, Plato will be sporting a toga and sneakers, Rorschach will be wearing his freaky mask and a trench coat...thats it. I will be dressed in a star trek uniform (red shirt DS9) with a superman cape.....

We will have plain yogurt with 3 scoops of sugar and a handful of blueberries. We will also request a moderately priced Rioja wine poured in a silver chalice which we will share.

Conan the barbarian may stop by after dinner with a bottle of single malt...I suggest you just let him in...he insisted and I didnt dare say no.

Wouldn't hurt to dive in.

Alive: Benjamin Netanyahu

Dead: Adolf Hitler

Fictional: Mario (to clean the #storm that will follow the above members meeting each other)

I'll make sure it is all a surprise, so each invited member will not know that the other is coming.

I'm sure that the above attendees will make the party extremely interesting...

- Daas.

Alive: Greg Gutfeld. The man's wit is mighty fine.

Dead: John F. Kennedy. Did the bullet come from the back of the car? Did it come from the grassy knoll? What exactly did he know that he could have been assassinated for?

Fictional: The Lorax.......... He speaks for the trees and the age old question of a tree falling in the woods when nobody is there to hear it... I KNOW that HE KNOWS the real truth.

It's hard to pick just 3.

Alive: my date Gillian Anderson

Dead: Christopher Hitchens

Fictional: John Galt

And there better be single malt scotch and bacon on the menu or there's gonna be trouble.

reply to post by Carreau


Conan the barbarian is bringing the single malt.

He always carries some extra bacon....always.

he is going to arrive after dinner for the after dinner drinks. I suggest you be prepared for some throw down. He likes red heads-

Indeed.

Alive: Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter.. (I ate his liver with a fine chianti and some fava beans). Perhaps he would eat someone for dinner.

Dead: Thomas Jefferson, the 3rd US President. (Could be a fun conversation for Obama, and I am sure he would love to see his friend Ben Franklin again.)

Fictional: Spock... Because it would be logical.

I do hope Connan has double-oak cask single malt, rather then sherry-casked.

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Lemmy isn't dead yet. And if he hears you said he was, you will be.

reply to post by cody599


Alive: Jimmy, who is a friend of mine who used to be the Vaultmaster at the London Hard Rock Cafe, is a font of random rock knowledge, and a thoroughly cool dude.

Dead: Joan of Arc. There is something very endearing about a lass who can wield a sword.

Fictional: Spider Jerusalem, from the graphic novel series, Transmetropolitan. Let's face it, every dinner party could be improved by a drugged up, deranged journalist who will insist on defecating on the centre piece, shooting adrenaline and Gila monster genes into his eyeballs, and invests heavily in the sort of male bonding which results in a bottle upside the head !

Carreau
Alive: my date Gillian Anderson

Dead: Christopher Hitchens

Fictional: John Galt

And there better be single malt scotch and bacon on the menu or there's gonna be trouble.

Ask Rodinus about the malt
Last time we met it cost me a bottle of 25 year old.

Money well spent
Cody

Hey Cody and everyone!
I want to come to THIS party, lol!

Alive: Phage....I wanna know if he really is John Lithgow

Dead: Mary Magdalene

Fictional: Neo, from The Matrix

jacygirl

Astyanax
reply to post by the owlbear

 

Lemmy isn't dead yet. And if he hears you said he was, you will be.

edit on 19/10/13 by Astyanax because: of facial warts.

Definitely not a guy to be screwed with:

jacygirl
Hey Cody and everyone!
I want to come to THIS party, lol!

Alive: Phage....I wanna know if he really is John Lithgow

Dead: Mary Magdalene

Fictional: Neo, from The Matrix

jacygirl

OMG I agree 100% with your observation!! PHAGE...yes, we all need to know if he is really John Lithgow!! LOL

reply to post by cody599


I thought of bringing one of the spirits that live on this property but they might get mad because they would have to come as a fictional guest.

intrepid

Alive- Rom Jeremy. He's smart and funny as hell, just disregard his profession.

I saw that guy sleeping in one of those vibrating massage chairs in the terminal at the Oklahoma City Airport.
That dude is hairy.


Alive-Stephen King to make things a bit more surreal.

Dead- Madeline Kahn cause she was smart, funny and strangely sexy to boot.

Fictional-Dana Scully because she'd just be saying we were all crazy.

reply to post by cody599


But cody, I want to bring Moe, Larry and Curley from The Three Stooges and they don't fit the criteria!
To heck with it! We're going to Red Lobster and drinking Big Berry Daiquiris without y'all!

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Alive : the highest ranking Rothschild.

Dead : Tesla

Fictional : the doctor from doctor who of course. The Tom Baker incarnation.

Great idea dude

reply to post by TiM3LoRd


Thanks
Tom Baker was my Dr Who as well.
Let's have him bring K9 along.

Affirmative

Cody