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Halloween gag
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Actually, I'm thinking of giving some of these to the neighborhood urchins, I mean children. Kids love a good gag.
Here are a couple thoughts on the sublect, compliments of Jack Handey:
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' "He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, 'Probably because of something you did.'
Actually, I'm thinking of giving some of these to the neighborhood urchins, I mean children. Kids love a good gag.
Here are a couple thoughts on the sublect, compliments of Jack Handey:
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' "He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, 'Probably because of something you did.'
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The caramel apple that bites back!!!
(I can't take credit for this. My sister just said it, lol!)
The caramel apple that bites back!!!
(I can't take credit for this. My sister just said it, lol!)
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