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VictorVonDoom
reply to post by ProfessorChaos
I know exactly how you feel.
But you'll be back as soon as you discover that the gray aliens are governed by a socialist theocracy that appears to be at odds with the Bigfoot atheist monarchy, but the two are actually conspiring together to use fiat currency to rob the Loch Ness Monster's dimension of their naturally occurring Element 114 to fuel their time machine.
Little do they know that the Muslim Freemasons have already summoned an army of Jewish ghosts to trap the grays between dimensions when they activate the time machine.
Oops, I should have said "spoiler alert."
winofiend
Is he back yet?
I bet he's back now.
Are you back?
Where is he... oO
VictorVonDoom
reply to post by ProfessorChaos
I know exactly how you feel.
But you'll be back as soon as you discover that the gray aliens are governed by a socialist theocracy that appears to be at odds with the Bigfoot atheist monarchy, but the two are actually conspiring together to use fiat currency to rob the Loch Ness Monster's dimension of their naturally occurring Element 114 to fuel their time machine.
Little do they know that the Muslim Freemasons have already summoned an army of Jewish ghosts to trap the grays between dimensions when they activate the time machine.
Oops, I should have said "spoiler alert."
CranialSponge
Welcome to the dark side, Chaos... here's your cookie.
It took you long enough to get here, but you eventually made it, right ?
As a fledgling member of our club you also get a shiny new limited edition "Citizens Rage Against Political Puke And Religious Yargin" pin-on button... Otherwise known as CRAPPARY.
Enjoy your newly found breath of fresh air !