[HOAX] My extraterrestrial contact with aliens from Lyra9 [HOAX]

Originally posted by dlbott

Originally posted by Thorneblood
If we are meant to pass tests then i imagine it would be acceptable to ask you to pass a test for us in order for us to get the full effect of your message.

I don't need pictures, prophecies or telepathic contact.

I simply want an answer to a very basic question.

What month, day and year was i born?

If you can honestly answer that simple question in the fashion that any person would then i will listen to what you say and follow accordingly.

September third, 1957 or something like that, now come over here and take the garbage out for me lol

Ohh, can I guess to? May. The day... 4 or 7 and the year 1964.

Ohh, happy days..

Cirque

Originally posted by Lysergic
I just think it's funny that we are the bad guys for asking for the photographs the OP made sure to mention.

Mmmmhmmmm.

Well have you looked at your avatar lol. I am quite sure you are a nice fellow but your avatar makes me think you want to make me a zombie lol....

reply to post by 50swesterns


First, I want to thank and commend you for your service toward spreading the light in this world of darkness. I know that it is very difficult to spread the truth without being chided. I read your most recent post and I am very sorry for the way people are behaving; I wish it was different. Keep up the good work, though!

Second, I have had several strange occurrences in my life that have seemed to guide me in the right direction and openimy eyes. I have a burning desire in my heart to help the world for the better and I believe I can with proper guidance. When I was young, I had a series of dreams about abduction and finally one morning I had awoken with symbols on my right hand identical to those found in crop circles which faded after a couple minutes. If you may, I would like to know more about that occurrence as well as a method to contact them for guidance so that I may bring light to this world as well if that is possible at all. I appreciate your time and I hope everything goes well for you and everyone!

P.S. not too sure how to use PM

Alex Collier talked about Lyra 20 years ago in the 1990s.

www.thelightside.org...

The O.P. has assured us that his lawyer friend is stopping by today with a photo.
Let's give him the benefit of the doubt and see if he's being sincere.
If he is being truthful with us, he will post his friend's photo by tonight...with no excuses.
Then, all may know the veracity of the O.P. and his story.
Moderators please take note.

Originally posted by phishyblankwaters
reply to post by sled735

 

LOL those aren't photos, unless you count a photo of a drawing as a photo, I don't play semantics like that.

alien time line is my favorite image in your link, so many aliens to choose from. you've got your greys, from every sci-fi movie since 49. you've got what appears to be Ork-o from He-man. You've got one of those coffeemaker/robots from the old doctor who. another grey, but with a different colored jumpsuit. you've got the picture of mothman. Seriously, go watch the mothman prophecy, that black thingy is totally one of the "witnesses" drawings of mothman.

for christ sake, CHEWBAKKA IS IN THERE :/

Then several greys, again, with different colored jumpsuits. The orange one is the best, looks like he's broken out of space prison.

And now the best, my personal favorite. The color has been changed from black to grey, but the bottom left corner "alien" is in fact, the black wheelchair thingy from the pilot of Star Trek, the chair that the crippled Christopher Pike was in, you know, that only beeps for responses...

i'm going to go out on a limb and assume your friends group is made in jest, because that's just really sad, seeing reports of people talking to "aliens" blatantly ripped off from b-movie sci-fi. Hell, a few are robots for christ sake.

No, they are not actual photos. He said he went on the internet to find the closest thing he could to what the ones he had contact with looked like.

reply to post by 50swesterns

"...it is very difficult to photograph beings of such height [~6' - ~8']. I am only 5 foot 7 myself. "

 

Whaaaa?

How was THIS picture taken then:?



p.s. - yes, those are "little" ~6ft.-tall men in the tree...


I would think a photo of an 8' being should not be nearly as challenging...

By the way, for what it's worth - this picture above also demonstrates the corollary to your premise. I respectively disagree - you and your Lyran friends are dead wrong. Earth is not "Hell" - Earth, in all her glorious beauty and wonderful people and myriad species of flora and fauna, azure seas, inspirational natural wonders, and countless other benefits is much, much closer to "Heaven" than Hell.

50Westerns,

I hope you are fairing well and okay. I saw that mid way through the thread you faltered a bit and asked that the thread be deleted, but you have persevered and are still active in your own thread. Good for you, not letting the bullies beat you down.

It is very hard for some people to grasp that the information people receive still has to filtered down through the individuals perseption and then be relayed to others. Don't let others twist your words. Simply because you used the allegory of steak from your perception doesn't mean your contacts were talking about beef with you. I for one make the distinction and others do to. That the information and message you deliver is coming through you - so in that - of course your own notions and comparisons are going to be used to get your points across.

Hang in there. I think your doing fine.

Cirque

Sounds like the Lyrans are Buddhist. Their philosophy and explanation of our existence on earth is nearly identicle . Either Buddha was a genius who figured this truth out with out having aliens tell him the deal or he was talking to aliens. Or.... It could be the other way around and the aliens have been talking to Buddha

I often wonder what it is about the human psyche that makes us think we are soooo special? Who says or knows for certain there are "lessons" to be learnt? That we are a test planet is ridiculous in my opinion,there seems little logic or reason for such a thing. Why can't it be just as simple as we're born we live we die? Why oh why do we have to keep on making up silly fairy tales of how we can advance to higher planes (of which we still have no proof of) or how we're all slaves to superior beings (of which we have no proof of)? Or how we have to reincarnate numerous times to achieve our christmas present of eternal life? (of which yet again no proof of) Too much science fiction I think for some folk which they then declare is the ultimate truth again with no proof.

If the Op seriously has had so much face to face contact with beings from another planet, then surely it would have been easy as pie to obtain some proof....a piece of metal or cloth, information that's provable, just something to put all these stories to rest once and for all. So many tales over hundreds of years and yet not one shred of alien polyester!

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Hey where did you get a picture of my mother in law........oh! ........... w a i t ......... no the eyes are too small.... but apart from that.... hmm nooooo not her..... sorry

OP, you may well be one of the many victims of what Keel referred to as 'the cosmic jokers'. They typically play these pranks on us, leaving their victims in the firm belief they really GOT a visit from "aliens". But, as somebody in here already observed, they are way to "human" to be real aliens. Part of their act is the "peace, love and take care of your planet" message - a message that is quite superfluous: we already know, thank you.

Of course, Adamski and his "venusians" were typical of these cases and indeed, many that knew Adamski know that he was not just a trickster. There are way too many people that have witnessed strange events surrounding him. However, he was never believed, as his stories came without real evidence and his character worked against him. The 'cosmic jokers' seem to take great care that their wild stories CAN be believed by individuals, but never by everybody, and pick their 'contactees' really bad - intentionally? Who knows.

The very same applies to Billy Meier. Of course, his flying tartes and hubcaps aren't very impressive. He may be a fraud, but a cunning one indeed, as it is quite difficult for a guy with just one arm to build those models of his (if they are models), make them fly and film it - all without help. Billy suffers from the same fate that all these 'contactees' suffer from - he believes it is all real, even provides evidence - but nobody believes the evidence. And he's not very convincing either, another "bad pick".

Even when bigger groups are involved, there is no real proof available. A bunch of "venusians" were showing themselves to a whole group of Italians - the story began in 1956 when Bruno Sammaciccia and two friends met with two mysterious individuals who said they were extraterrestrials. One was over 8 foot tall while the other was just over 3 foot. Sammaciccia and his friends, initially skeptical, were eventually taken into a large underground base where they saw more of the alleged extraterrestrials. Of course, they already left us decades ago and their underground base collapsed, as the forcefield that upheld it was removed. Strangely enough no pit or valley can be seen to show where it existed, nor was there a mountain before. They must simply be able to compact and expand soil at their leisure. Anyway, these "aliens" were also conveying strong messages that we should have love, peace and keep our planet clean, or else.

The everlasting MIB, originally introduced in the famous book of Albert K. Bender (1953) also gave the poor contactee a very strong "clean up your act, humanity!" message. His "visitors" were not so nice, though, and scared the bejeezes out of Albert. They said they were just here to tank water - and have left us too, many years ago. But still felt the need to convey the same message: clean up your act, humans!

Pitstoppers, Nordics, Venusians, folk from Lyra - and then there are the friendly folks from Iarga. They aren't really "human", more like a crossbreed between a horse and a delphin, but still bi-pedals, easy to confuse with humans if they are dressed in their space-suits. The were also quite tall, and Denaerde, the contactee, also got that "take care of your planet" message.

I could go on, but the crowd here probably knows all these stories, and the many others. They all are totally surreal, and yet similar to the point that you start believing everybody is simply copying their predecessors. But the question arises - why would they?

OP, of course you believe your own story. If I would meet a Lyran, or a Venusian, or a Iargan - I would believe them too. But please note that it is indeed quite infeasible that they need you as their messenger. If they would really like to convince us, it would be easy: you would tell them they should appear on national TV. You, of course, would gladly arrange this and all they'd need to do is show up. Of course, it would help if one of their scoutships would hover over the Pentagon (or the Kremlin, for all I care) during the interview.

Then - obviously - people would take notice. They might even unite and work on the goals the Lyrans would like us to achieve.

As it stands now, all we are left with is the impression that you are a lonely man, making this up to draw attention. At best a victim of those cunning deceivers: the Others, whatever / whomever they may be. Keel believed they were related to what in olden days would be called "devils" or "ghosts" or "ghouls".

If you need attention, you're welcome as it is, you do not need that fancy story. If your are really visited you should be very careful, as it is unclear with what or whom you're dealing. They are know to lie.

Might they be real, and from Lyra, and like to help us, let them simply prove their existence. Their message is the very same human organisations like Greenpeace convey - we already have lot's of people that tell us we should clean up our act. But if there would be proof of other civilisations that visit us, THAT might be the new motivator our species need to finally quit quibbling and start cooperating. Tell them that!

I wish you strength and good luck.

Originally posted by proob4
Do they use screws and screw drivers? If not how do they build stuff?
Apparently no one really knows according to my latest thread.

. "Screws and screwdrivers"? WTF? Do you really think Aliens have orange juice and vodka? GET FRIGGIN REAL MAN!

You lost me right away at this:

" There is nothing wrong with enjoying a good steak"

in your first message. No advanced species would still be raising animals for food, nor fail to realize that millions of animals being murdered every day for the consumption of another species unnecessarily is not an okay thing, karma- or other-wise. In fact, they should have perfected replicators for all sorts of things by now, if they're space-faring.

How come these aliens always come forth with some version of a Kumbaya story about us all holding hands and treating each other kindly and nobody ever channels in a completely new physics formula regarding time travel or how to bend space?

Your alien friends aren't terribly advanced, are they? Pity.

Well Bernard, I have to say, you can still draw a crowd. I don't know how you do it. But it's impressive.

You might try bing image search, instead of google. It will at least give you a slightly different variety. BTW. If you wanted everyone to stick with the message only, never use photos as a draw, because from that point on...

Oh, and welcome back. You really should just stay a permanent member, and keep within the T&C's. It would be so much easier. Maybe not as much fun though, right?



ETA: Thanks for the foe. It isn't often I get that honor twice from the same person.

Originally posted by 50swesterns

Originally posted by okamitengu
you said there are photos..

could you upload one with a comparison of yourself side by side in the same image?

i look forward to hearing more at this point.

Hello, what you mention is something we can get to at a later stage,
for now this is about the message.

I am intrigued by your story, and do want to hear more. But I refuse to believe any of it until you can provide us with some photos.

As for your message, I am in accordance with it, and wish everyone lived their lives the way you mentioned, but I will not accept anything you have told us in your OP as truthful until you can prove your story's validity with the previously mentioned photos.

I apologize if my post comes across as rude, but I have heard this story a million times on ATS so please forgive me if I doubt some of what you have written.