My number is...

Hi.

I calculated my number is...

If you add all the things my number is...

If you add this plus that times nothing divided by 2 you will find your number.

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If you divide Nothing by 2 you will get a Divide By Zero Error.

My number is zero? Dam, maybe that's why I've felt so down lately.

And back in the old days, an original chip commodore 64 would say 11 * 10 was 111.

It was funny.

Although I can imagine that if they had a c64 running the space program in the early 80's, it would have been not so funny... imagine those astronaughts all stuck in space for ever... Oo

Good thing they decided to move the space program back to an earlier time, to avoid this.

And a really good thing it happened before China decided to ban time travel.
techland.time.com...

That has catastrophe written all over it. I would imagine, in red ink.

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My number cannot be calculated, because it is as vast as the formless unknown beyond the bounds of the universe, a sum of such scale as mere mathematics cannot account for or comprehend. Infinity is but a speck in comparison. Within its digits one can find the position and description of every particle in the universe, the genetic code of every living thing to ever exist, and the combination to the lock on Gods medicine cabinet. Also within the number, is a count of how many universes there are or have ever been. It counts time beyond and before time, and elements and forces which existed before existence did. There is a section dedicated to the tracking and numbering of every pubic hair in all of creation also, although that section is perhaps the most tedious.

Have a nice day!

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0

If that is your number, does that mean you are a telephone operator?

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I calculated how many religious debates I've watched, times my age, divided by how many times I've been to church, and this is my total.