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Originally posted by DaTroof
If you used the blue lighter last, it will be "on top" in your pocket. That's why you keep grabbing it.
Originally posted by NewAgeMan
So I guess now I'll try to go for the green one and see what happens, but I've been achieving a statistical improbability in the extreme so far.
Originally posted by NewAgeMan
reply to post by jiggerj
Maybe that's because you don't have Christ who is universal infinite intelligence and awareness even of the unknown unknown until it becomes known. JK! ..i think..
Originally posted by FORMe2p00p0n
Your ugly "green" lighter.......... is pink
You should video record your findings and post it on you tube... I'm sure it would go viral
Originally posted by NewAgeMan
reply to post by vethumanbeing
I like your signature!
3. God is the only one who really gets the joke, sadly. 4. Whoever gets the joke and laughs is one with God, but too afraid to take the stage lest no one laugh.
Originally posted by DaTroof
If you used the blue lighter last, it will be "on top" in your pocket. That's why you keep grabbing it.
Originally posted by tvtexan
I knew it!
The other day I was sitting on a park bench enjoying a smoke. When I got home I couldn't find my BLUE LIGHTER!
Something inside me told me that ATS held the secret to my missing lighter, and HOLY CRAP the voice was right!