You know your an ATS addict when...

Your clan finishes two buildings and a few hours later your still reading/posting.

Alternate,

Your pet has been staring at you for three hours with that, "come-on, let's go" look.

You know your an ATS addict when...

You give your wife a star and flag for the meatloaf at dinner.

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*looks over at pile of stars and flags on the kitchen floor*

You know you are an ATS addict when you can relate to that!
yep!

...your first thought is "has it been posted on ATS yet?"

When you get up in the morning, it's the first thing you look at, and an hour later you're still watching and waiting for an interesting thread while thinking "I need to get ready for work"

When there is nothing else left to click on except a new thread titled: "You know your an ATS addict when..."

And you MUST reply...

Peace

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Beezer you forgot to favorite and subscribe for the meatloaf at dinner.

^ second line.

Originally posted by madmangunradio
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Beezer you forgot to favorite and subscribe for the meatloaf at dinner.

^ second line.

And you know you're an addict when you're sending a quick email to your boss at work and you put "2nd line" underneath the "Yes, let's meet with Doris on Tuesday".

When you look to ATS for your news and if it isn't there it isn't news.

"When you actually start to like one or two of the mods." Aww...jus' kiddin'...there are at least 3 who rock!

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You mean there are other reliable news sources?

...When you just go ahead and set ATS as your home page....

You know your an ATS addict when you hide a computer setup in your tech room using your highly modified cell phone for internet access on a computer outside of the cameras view.

I'm always online.

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When you know a topic has already been posted...

www.abovetopsecret.com...

(Edit: This post is intended for joke purposes only.)

When you tab out to ATS when you die in a video game while waiting for a rez.

@NarcolepticBuddha Yeah, there are a few out there, but they are fun.
I love reading other peoples responses and thinking to myself "yup, I do that too." or, "gawds, thank goodness I don't do that."

When some butt-orifice grammar Nazi from his momma's basement notes that the "your" in your title should've been "you're!" HAR!

Hey, I hate grammar Nazi's, and I know you're probably tired from spending all day here you pitiful conspira-addict, AND I know you know better...but it were kind o' funny weren't it?

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That's exspecially annoying!

..but that goes well beyond ATS. Grammar Nazis and the Typo Gestapo are everywhere. I'm one of 'em

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Actually more than a few times. But that's fine... this is a subject worth revisiting - often.

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Your right!

You've checked ATS on your phone, while at work, while on the john.

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When Heff and calstorm need to prove that they're more ATS addicted than me



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and no, I wasn't going to alert the thread, but thanks for the preemptive measure I know the staff is already swamped with my complaints and alerts