Horror in kids colouring book.

reply to post by Wrabbit2000


I think they graduate with a Natural Born Killers version.



By the way, the Hobbling Scene is one of my all time favorites.

I might be missing something ( sense of humour, perhaps)...

but if anyone bought me a colouring-in book after the age of six, they would get it skelped off their head.

Looks like it would be awesome on my coffee table.

reply to post by ShadellacZumbrum


You're horrible... Favorite scene.. I'd ask what you thought of the scene where the guy gets his guts wound out an inch at a time in 'The Cell' but I'm afraid you'll amend to make that your favorite. lol.....

I hear ya on Natural Born Killers. I gotta say...being a fan of some of the best (worst) something about that one actually bothered me. I can't put my finger on what... Maybe the almost 'fun casual' nature of the killing? Anyway.. It's like 'The Ring". I'll never understand what got under my skin so badly with that movie, but it was weeks before I was comfortable walking into a dark room I knew a TV to be in while alone in a building. Weird one for lingering effects...

reply to post by Wrabbit2000


I guess I should point out that it is not the horror aspect that I like about the hobbling scene. It is that she is so calm and does it as a practical way to remedy the situation.

I really like horror movies but I could do without the guts and gore. The movie Psycho is an excellent example of good horror without gore.

The scariest movie for me is the Amityville Horror. My mother took my brothers and I to the movie theater to see that and I can say that it scared the living daylights out of me. I couldn't sleep for weeks after that.

I'm thinking Misery exceeds Bambi by just a little bit..

Not near the body count (and sheer variety of deaths) as Disney's Tarzan.

Both his parents are killed by a leopard (claws, teeth). - 2
Tarzan kills the leopard with a spear. - 1
Clayton shoots Kerchak. - 1
Clayton is hanged in a fight with Tarzan. - 1

I'm pretty sure I'm forgetting a couple too, but we're already at 5 deaths in one Disney movie, 2 mauled by an animal, 1 stabbed, 1 shot, 1 hanged.

I would have killed for a coloring book like this when I was a kid!

Pardon the pun.

Regardless of whom the coloring book was marketed towards, this seems like a good time reinforce the directive laid down by David Bowie in his song, Changes.

Never underestimate the ability of children to adapt to and accommodate their world. By accommodate, I mean make decisions about what to keep and what not to keep.

Adults live in their own world and forget to bother to check in with the youngsters. I was guilty of that, but I have been sort of forced in to close proximity with a load of them. i thought they were stupid, too. They aren't, they are really #ing smart.

For instance, we gave them internet porn; they gave us Fapstronauts.

And now the song...

What better way to reach young minds and teach them the values of the NWO?

The strategy seems to focus on indoctrinating children to the Illuminati agenda.

"Tesco's chief executive, Philip Clarke, and the previous one, Terry Leahy, have both been linked with the Illuminati." The illuminati - Tesco theory

"I begin with the young." ~ Adolf Hitler

"He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future." ~ Adolf Hitler

Was Hitler an Illuminati Agent?

Yet again another over the top, out of context title. Anyway, these days such a book is the perfect way to get them started. By age age 9 or 10 they will move on to Call of Duty and GTA. Then then a little later beheading and porn videos. Isn't this the kind of society that is considered normal now?

The book wasn't meant for kids, apparently the publisher's marketing department FUBARed this one.

I find the images hilarious, I don't see what all of the uproar is about.

reply to post by Murgatroid


What the hell, are you seriously comparing the author of this book to Hitler? Let's take a careful look at the GLARING SIMILARITIES!

One publishes a coloring book featuring comic gore, the other spearheads and oversees the genocide of 11+ million people.

Yep, definitely a connection there.

Hey, while we're making imbecilic connections to Hitler and children, wouldn't all parents who try to raise their kids a certain way pretty much be Hitler incarnate? I mean, think about it (if you are capable of thinking), Hitler wanted to produce obedient, law abiding children for his youth army, parents want to produce obedient, law abiding children for bragging rights.

Every parent is Hitler.

Your average parents might not get their kid this coloring book...

But as an uncle, I'd have no qualms about getting this for my nephew.

(However in my case I doubt my sister would get mad. She and my brother in law are horror flick buffs, and they really get into doing the Seattle Zombie Walk. I have the feeling she'd actually approve of it.)