Let's have fun, who wants to help me plan my funeral ?

reply to post by bigfatfurrytexan
It sounds like you do too! I may have to call upon you for a few fun ideas for my next party. Strippers are encouraged, and I'm thinking about one of those big "bouncy houses" full of bubbles- that gives you something to go on!

i don,t want cremated,ok i know it may sound weird to some people but if you go out natural then that means your whole body was left to nature and the way it was intended...is getting reduced to a pile of ashes the way to go?i,m not so sure.

Strippers ... have to have strippers to liven up a party ...

as for me .. keeping it simple .. cremated and ashes scattered to the winds ..

Cody my friend, I have it on good authority from my paranormal sources that you aren't "going anywhere" for at least 70 more years! Should the unthinkable happen anyhow, besides "Freebird" playing in the back round, there should be some "energy" type tunes to keep your friends goin...like AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" or some such. Besides, that tune has been said to wake the dead. Of course, there is always Nancy Sinatras, "These Boots Are Made for Walkin". I heard the CIA uses that ditty for enhanced torture so may as well balance out the funeral with that tune for benefit of your ATS foes/enemies.

There should be "special" party punch served with what I have heard are "healing" herbs...Buxom beauties should be used as pall bearers and to "serve" various yummie delicacies to the guests...followed by entertainment by various ATS members...especially Littled16 with her talented pussy cat pals. Those pussies sure can do some neat stuff..like reading "Strategies of War" and play various musical instruments and such. I'm not sure what the latest kitty is doing to the rug with it's hienie facing the camera.

I'd be there of course, to place one red rose on your grave and to remember all the "good times" had by all relevant to your fun sense of humor, (much like mine), , your kind heart and quick mind...all things to be remembered and appreciated by us all here at ATS. Last of all, pure Angels, gentle of spirit and loving and sweet, to escort you to your final resting place...where you will meet all the music "greats" that have passed on...Janis Joplin will give ya a ride on her motorcycle.

Be well my friend and "stay" with us all here at ATS for at least a millenium.

reply to post by cody599


Make a 3D video of you telling people what you really think of them and enter your favorite songs this way....and at the very end, have the grim reaper show up and you can fight with him if you are going or where you think he is taking you.

I think you needs lots of beautiful women to show up for all your friends to the point they forget they are at a funeral.

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Dear cody599,

I am generally given the responsibility for giving the eulogies in my family. I lost count of how many I have buried; but, I did 4 at once (some had previously been cremated; but, not buried). After the burials we usually have something to drink, play some cards (45s-an Irish game and Texas No Limit Holdem for money). While playing cards we tell all the most outrageous stories about the dearly departed. A good time is had by all because that is how it should be. Cry at the funeral, laugh at the party afterwords.

My life insurance goes to my children and I have had one request. Take ten thousand and have a party. Take out an insurance policy to pay for the party.

There are some great ideas here so far, thanks guys

The more practical ones are being integrated slowly into the grand plan

Introducing the pall bearers WWE style, genius

I'm starting to think I should hold this party before I pop my clogs sounds like too much fun to miss

Cody

reply to post by rangersdad

Make a 3D video of you telling people what you really think of them and enter your favorite songs this way....and at the very end, have the grim reaper show up and you can fight with him if you are going or where you think he is taking you.

The video idea might work
It could be shown just before the reaper turns up with the cake
Cody

I'd be there of course, to place one red rose on your grave and to remember all the "good times" had by all relevant to your fun sense of humor, (much like mine), , your kind heart and quick mind...all things to be remembered and appreciated by us all here at ATS. Last of all, pure Angels, gentle of spirit and loving and sweet, to escort you to your final resting place...where you will meet all the music "greats" that have passed on...Janis Joplin will give ya a ride on her motorcycle. Be well my friend and "stay" with us all here at ATS for at least a millenium.

reply to post by shrevegal


You my friend are so sweet
A ride on the back of Janis Joplin into the afterlife
What a way to go
Cody

Originally posted by cody599

I'm starting to think I should hold this party before I pop my clogs sounds like too much fun to miss

Cody

We can practice over at my place if you like but methinks that 3 days is not enough and i am not sure that the local pet shop has enough gerbils in stock!

Wine cellar shouldn't be a problem though

Erm... need to talk about what to do for the strippers though seeing as Mrs C and Mrs R will be present!?

Any suggestions?

Also... my neighbour has a couple of Japanese bikes that we can throw on the fire and i can add 2 Korean quads...

Warmest respects

Rod

I can't link any vids so some musical suggestions.

Julio Inglesias and Willie Nelson, To all the girls I've loved before.

Motley Crüe, Girls, Girls, Girls.

And as your a Cornishman The Fishermans Friends as the Choir and Brenda Wooton as the soloist.

Your coffin should be in the shape and colour of White Fender Stratocaster floating in a swimming pool surrounded by bikini clad beauties pulling moves. The Duke of Cornwalls Light Infantry ( although I think they might be 4 Rifles now) to fire a twenty one gun salute. A fly past by the Red Arrows, a champagne fountain, HM Band of Royal Marines from HMS Raleigh, Your Coffin towed out to sea and sunk by Naval gunfire from HMS Cornwall moored off Hartland Point, and 7 RHA galloping to fire.

Topless female wrestling in clotted cream and jam, pole dancers in mourning style swimwear, alcohol loaded Cornish ice cream, coffin shaped pasties, an audio recording of women tennis players dubbed over Barry Whites entire catalogue (I thoroughly recommend this as a way to make women's tennis far more entertaining), paint balling with guns that fire blancmange, and scrap car crushing in a Challenger 2.

If all that doesn't strike you as a bit over the top.

Cody, how bout a little sumthin, sumthin, for the little lady...That is assuming you have a better half...


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That`s not a bad start
Cody

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Oh jeez
I hope she doesn't read this
She'll bump me off

Cody

Went to the best funeral and wake I have ever been to last Friday and thought they did a couple of great things.

It was a Cremation but not a religious service. The guy who took it put everyone's mind at rest re the religious slant. He concentrated on the usual items of Mike's life but we were all given a button hole of the colours of Mike's football team. After we left the service we were all given a balloon in the same colours and we all let go of our balloons together in a group wishing Mike speed to the afterlife. It was a fabulous way of saying 'goodbye' to a very good friend watching the balloon float up and away.

The wake had good food and booze and the usual toasts were done and there were plently of chairs and small tables for us all to sit around and meet.

RIP Mike I am going to have the same kind of do. My favourite rock music a bit of classical that I like and my guests will waddle and sway zaway afterwards.

Go see this guy. Your friends will get to see the real man on the inside.
www.bodyworlds.com...

Motley Crüe, Girls, Girls, Girls.

Remember Sabrina, Boys Boys Boys... when the boobs come out in the swimming pool?

Thats more like Cody methinks?

Can't link a YT vid from here folks, sorry.

Warmest respects

Rodinus

Originally posted by hotel1
I can't link any vids so some musical suggestions.

Julio Inglesias and Willie Nelson, To all the girls I've loved before.

Motley Crüe, Girls, Girls, Girls.

And as your a Cornishman The Fishermans Friends as the Choir and Brenda Wooton as the soloist.

Your coffin should be in the shape and colour of White Fender Stratocaster floating in a swimming pool surrounded by bikini clad beauties pulling moves. The Duke of Cornwalls Light Infantry ( although I think they might be 4 Rifles now) to fire a twenty one gun salute. A fly past by the Red Arrows, a champagne fountain, HM Band of Royal Marines from HMS Raleigh, Your Coffin towed out to sea and sunk by Naval gunfire from HMS Cornwall moored off Hartland Point, and 7 RHA galloping to fire.

Topless female wrestling in clotted cream and jam, pole dancers in mourning style swimwear, alcohol loaded Cornish ice cream, coffin shaped pasties, an audio recording of women tennis players dubbed over Barry Whites entire catalogue (I thoroughly recommend this as a way to make women's tennis far more entertaining), paint balling with guns that fire blancmange, and scrap car crushing in a Challenger 2.

If all that doesn't strike you as a bit over the top.

I know a bloke that went to court a couple of years ago for being caught having a little fun with his missus in a public park behind a bush...

As the judge was proclaiming the sentence and the bloke was having a good cough and splutter from time to time, the judge said... "You know sir, with a cough like that... you should try sucking a fishermens friend?"

For which my mate replied :

"With all due respect sir, do you not think that i am in enough trouble as it is??"

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Originally posted by hotel1
I can't link any vids so some musical suggestions.

Julio Inglesias and Willie Nelson, To all the girls I've loved before.

Motley Crüe, Girls, Girls, Girls.

And as your a Cornishman The Fishermans Friends as the Choir and Brenda Wooton as the soloist.

Your coffin should be in the shape and colour of White Fender Stratocaster floating in a swimming pool surrounded by bikini clad beauties pulling moves. The Duke of Cornwalls Light Infantry ( although I think they might be 4 Rifles now) to fire a twenty one gun salute. A fly past by the Red Arrows, a champagne fountain, HM Band of Royal Marines from HMS Raleigh, Your Coffin towed out to sea and sunk by Naval gunfire from HMS Cornwall moored off Hartland Point, and 7 RHA galloping to fire.

Topless female wrestling in clotted cream and jam, pole dancers in mourning style swimwear, alcohol loaded Cornish ice cream, coffin shaped pasties, an audio recording of women tennis players dubbed over Barry Whites entire catalogue (I thoroughly recommend this as a way to make women's tennis far more entertaining), paint balling with guns that fire blancmange, and scrap car crushing in a Challenger 2.

If all that doesn't strike you as a bit over the top.

That was so funny dear sir...

I reckon you are BAOR too?

Although i must admit... Barry White????... I would have gone for Tom Jones mate!

Kindest respects

Rodinus