Company Sells Pork-Laced Bullets To Fight Islamic Terrorists

Originally posted by JBA2848
So how long before the FDA inspects there manufacturing process?

I wish that wasn't such a reality-based observation. P*ss on what goes into Happy Meals, we can't be shooting certain people with "processed pork-based products".

this post made me lose so much faith for humanity in a brief moment that I need a reaction image to express my sentiments.

Which is more appropriate: Futurama's Professor Farnsworth 'I Don't Want to Live on this Planet Anymore' or Tropic Thunder Robert Dowñey Jr. "You Just Went Full Retard"?

If I am not mistaken would the pork laced bullets not be cooked on exit from the barrel of the gun to the point of being carbonised and no longer pork?
And if so would this not have some bearing on the intended outcome?

I am unfamiliar with the etiquette surrounding porcine contact and the followers of the Islamic faith, could someone kindly enlighten me on the subject?

As previously I had been under the possibly false impression that it was only the ingestion of porcine products that was to be avoided if one was a follower of the Islamic faith?

reply to post by neo96


At least they have ammo for sale. Until DHS BUYS IT ALL UP! While i can smile at the idea of pork laced bullets it really is a whole new level. Next we will have hog mortars that shoot mortar rounds made from hogs fed a steady diet of nitro glycerin
and c4.

I like the square bullets ides...we could shoot out cans of spork that way......

reply to post by neo96


Honestly, I think it's a great idea. But only if it were universally applied. You would still need to create devil jizz bullets for Christians. Oops. There's no devil!

I always wondered what about touching a pig could possibly taint someone's being, since the being is merely housed by the body? No answer from a book, or a clergyman's interpretation of words spoken in the distant past, will ever satisfy that question. I need logic.

I also wonder about those who whinge that this equates to "playing God". How so? I mean, how so, more than the fact that shooting at someone is a fairly blatant attempt to end their life, thus putting oneself in the place of God for the one being shot at. Any takers on that query?

It goes back to what Jesus said: it's not what goes into a man that makes him unclean, but what comes out.

If someone who is hell (or virgin-filled paradise) bent on violence will think twice because someone else's bullets have pig paint on them, I think that's a good bargain. Violence is borne of ignorance in the first place. Let's use ignorance to quell it, since "intelligence" hasn't helped one whit so far.

Originally posted by BlackCommander
If I am not mistaken would the pork laced bullets not be cooked on exit from the barrel of the gun to the point of being carbonised and no longer pork?

You're mistaken in thinking that your fancy science-talk has some bearing on someone under the superstition that touching a pig means eternity in hell.

I'm against war. I'm all for working things out at the negotiation table. I'm not against Islam but I am very glad that I am not Muslim. I've met many wonderful Muslims who would never in the ordinary course of life impose their views on other people. They are as "live and let live" as anybody.

But pork laced bullets?? I like it!!

The American government may be totally incapable of talking a language that the enemy understands, but somebody in America is thinking.

I totally wish that America would stay out of the Middle East entirely and leave these people alone. Make business deals for the oil.

But if you are going to fight them. Pork is your weapon, not genetically modified corn on the cob.

Originally posted by projectvxn
reply to post by NavyDoc

 

No they don't.

Its called subtext.

Things like this are always couched in racism. Hatred for Arabs, in particular, Middle Easterners generally. It based in ignorance and I've seen a lot of it from the type of people who do crap like this.

edit on 25-6-2013 by projectvxn because: (no reason given)

Meaning that you make an assumption based on preconceived notions without any tangible proof.

Originally posted by OptimusSubprime
reply to post by AQuestion

 

Agreed... but these bullets are for the Muslims who do not wish to live their lives in the manner in which you describe.

Dear OptimusSubprime,

But, it is disrespectful to all Muslims.

Originally posted by FlyersFan
It's war. War is hell. It's a time honored war tradition to mock the enemy during battle.
That's the way it's been for thousands of years.

edit on 6/25/2013 by FlyersFan because: (no reason given)

We are at war? What war would that be ?

Originally posted by seamus

Originally posted by BlackCommander
If I am not mistaken would the pork laced bullets not be cooked on exit from the barrel of the gun to the point of being carbonised and no longer pork?

You're mistaken in thinking that your fancy science-talk has some bearing on someone under the superstition that touching a pig means eternity in hell.

It is a over exaggerated and stigmatized fairy tale that that is what they believe, the truth however is far from it.
They are not allowed to eat pork because it is considered to be unclean for the very sole reason that pork does not conserve well in the hot climate in those regions and easily diseases people (yes also non-muslims ) This is basically the reason why they follow this rule. It is because their prophet (considered a regular man) made this a rule amongst many others. These rules were there to increase the survival rates mainly among the poor (the man was educating and empowering the poor with these rules back then).

They are actually even exempt from following this rule if their survival depends on it and so in such a case are even allowed to eat pork. Even eating pork by accident does not damn then to hell in any of their doctrine.

So, shooting them with bullets dipped in pork also does not.

reply to post by Shadowphile


If you're right about that, then I was wrong. The bullets in that case would simply be a slight to their religion. I was looking at it purely from a utilitarian point of view. However, I don't have any tears in me for Muslims' religion being slighted. I am all for fairness, you see, and the Muslims disrespect the religions and customs of every country they enter. Not all of them, but it seems a significant number (enough to ruin good relations with their neighbors) from my experience growing up next to Dearborn, MI. You don't know, unless you've experienced it, the 'stink eye' of a Muslim store owner toward one regarded as an infidel. I reckon Muslims, Sikhs and Hindus get like treatment by a lot of ignorant Christians as well. Not to say, again, that they are all like that. It's just enough of a problem that the greater group should do something to distance itself from these bad apples. I don't see it happening. Fearful silence in the face of atrocity (such as the US drone strikes on families in Afghanistan) is kin to tacit consent. If the greater group is fearful of the problem individuals, there is help available. In any case, Ismail has a lot of work to do to get his house in order.

I don't see it much of a logical stretch for one Muslim who hates his fellow Muslim (whose doctrine is different) enough to bomb the "heretic's" neighborhood markets to believe such nonsense as that if you touch a pig you will go to hell. He's already cray-cray.

reply to post by seamus


As do i , i myself also do not shed a tear about it nor do i shed one if any religious group feels offended for any reason to be honest. But i felt compelled to point this out as this action only serves to make (in this case) americans feel better when they shoot a muslim with these bullets. (isn't it sick that we even have this topic to discuss)

And i know what you mean mean about the religious hate. It is seen on all sides though and i myself primarily meet genuinely friendly muslims with which i even had long and serious debates and discussion with about religion and its differences ( no heads were cut-off ). There are differences in the manner in which this occurs and it is with the more extremists where it does,islamic or christians alike. A muslim one will usually not hide it as much. Christians usually keep it to them selves until they are out of hearing range and save the insults and sneers for later which i get to observe since i am not a muslim. Both are no better then the other in my opinion.

But, in muslim circles i do however sense a certain group pressure to abide and fear of speaking out on certain subjects. Again this happens in christian circles as well but for some reason seem more obvious with muslims to me. But this could be just me being blinded by culturally being accustomed manners, I'm not sure.


Disclaimer
This is just my experience and observation on the matter

Originally posted by Shadowphile

Originally posted by seamus

Originally posted by BlackCommander
If I am not mistaken would the pork laced bullets not be cooked on exit from the barrel of the gun to the point of being carbonised and no longer pork?

You're mistaken in thinking that your fancy science-talk has some bearing on someone under the superstition that touching a pig means eternity in hell.

It is a over exaggerated and stigmatized fairy tale that that is what they believe, the truth however is far from it.
They are not allowed to eat pork because it is considered to be unclean for the very sole reason that pork does not conserve well in the hot climate in those regions and easily diseases people (yes also non-muslims

) This is basically the reason why they follow this rule. It is because their prophet (considered a regular man) made this a rule amongst many others. These rules were there to increase the survival rates mainly among the poor (the man was educating and empowering the poor with these rules back then).

They are actually even exempt from following this rule if their survival depends on it and so in such a case are even allowed to eat pork. Even eating pork by accident does not damn then to hell in any of their doctrine.

So, shooting them with bullets dipped in pork also does not.

Your wrong pigs are considered impure and until cleansed Allah will not hear your prayers. Now how this cleansing is done is up to interpretation some think you must wash 7 times once using dirt others once is just fine.

Im sure you can buy Halal bullets from a Halal shop in the middle east ,just don't ask for a bacon and egg burger from a muslim serving at maccas ,after seeing one go beserk on tv after a customer asked for one [like the jews we are not allowed to upset them ] screw the white westerners though

Originally posted by WormwoodSquirm
I don't believe the manufactures of these bullets are stupid. It is the idiots who think if they eat a pig they won't go to heaven that are stupid

i wouldnt say they are stupid..its just what they believe, kinda like believing in heaven period
belief or non belief does not make one stupid

oh the bullets are a dumb idea

Originally posted by Phage
reply to post by Arnie123

 

Survival rations?

It gives a brand new meaning to "Bite the bullet."
I couldn't help it, Phage.. It's got to beat snakes.
But suspiciously similar sounding in some retrospect
is jihad and yeehah. Kinda like ying and dang...
sorry. This is just beyond my pail full.

Zappa was interjecting a couple of years before he passed on that it
would have been quite cost effective to take all of the Midwest's pork
parts; and just drop them like scrapple-nel from B52's, high level.
I'd absolutely hate getting a barely subsonic swine femur through my
brisket, and I'm a lapsed Lutheran.

Another problem with the ballistics here... even from on high,
what would the terminal velocity of a stripped, rotten and separated
shoulder be after equalizing to its dynamic pressure limit? I don't think
even a good lean one should beat 300 knots comin' in.

And a bone bullet vs. lead? Forget the mass issue, after 75 yards the
same air resistance alone shouldn't make the payload any more deadly
than a cocktail olive flicked into your Christmas tie by a maiden aunt...
but if your mouth's open and it sticks in your throat... Betelgeuse !!

Originally posted by dragonridr

Originally posted by Shadowphile

Originally posted by seamus

Originally posted by BlackCommander
If I am not mistaken would the pork laced bullets not be cooked on exit from the barrel of the gun to the point of being carbonised and no longer pork?

You're mistaken in thinking that your fancy science-talk has some bearing on someone under the superstition that touching a pig means eternity in hell.

It is a over exaggerated and stigmatized fairy tale that that is what they believe, the truth however is far from it.
They are not allowed to eat pork because it is considered to be unclean for the very sole reason that pork does not conserve well in the hot climate in those regions and easily diseases people (yes also non-muslims

) This is basically the reason why they follow this rule. It is because their prophet (considered a regular man) made this a rule amongst many others. These rules were there to increase the survival rates mainly among the poor (the man was educating and empowering the poor with these rules back then).

They are actually even exempt from following this rule if their survival depends on it and so in such a case are even allowed to eat pork. Even eating pork by accident does not damn then to hell in any of their doctrine.

So, shooting them with bullets dipped in pork also does not.

Your wrong pigs are considered impure and until cleansed Allah will not hear your prayers. Now how this cleansing is done is up to interpretation some think you must wash 7 times once using dirt others once is just fine.

It is not wrong , allah not hearing their prayers =/= the same as being condemned to hell.
And they wash with water 6 times after 1 time with dirt btw.

BUT, all this is Hadith (pronouced:hadish)

Meaning that it is a addition to the koran by some koran scholar and can be followed as a rule should one decide to follow that particular one. hadith, A ridiculous system btw that is being opposed by a lot of muslims for the simple and obvious reason that they are and never can be the true word of the koran.

Originally posted by vonclod

Originally posted by WormwoodSquirm
I don't believe the manufactures of these bullets are stupid. It is the idiots who think if they eat a pig they won't go to heaven that are stupid

i wouldnt say they are stupid..its just what they believe, kinda like believing in heaven period
belief or non belief does not make one stupid

oh the bullets are a dumb idea

A very good point indeed.