I am a HYBRID

reply to post by NarcolepticBuddha


Apes, yes, Great? well that is up for discussion lol.

Originally posted by NarcolepticBuddha

Originally posted by superman2012
I never gave you permission to let these hairless monkeys know the truth.

I resent that! I'm pretty hairy! And we're great apes, not monkeys

You were pretty hairy, before the great beard fire of '06...

Originally posted by Agarta
reply to post by NarcolepticBuddha

 

Apes, yes, Great? well that is up for discussion lol.

We might be great if we weren't constantly setting our beards on fire

reply to post by superman2012

That's hilarious! Where are the mods? Any bets on how long this thread will survive?

reply to post by infinitymindbox


Only one thing is more important; beard fire extinguishers.

Welcome to ATS.

I'm half donkey, part duck and part monkey. what are you?

Originally posted by NarcolepticBuddha

Originally posted by Agarta
reply to post by NarcolepticBuddha

 

Apes, yes, Great? well that is up for discussion lol.

We might be great if we weren't constantly setting our beards on fire


This is so funny! Where are the mods? Any bets on how long this thread will survive?

edit on 10-6-2013 by NarcolepticBuddha because: (no reason given)

3 mins?

I am not joking here
and I know many of you think I am

therefore let me tell you some details

we are "tagged"
just like what WE do to endangered species...
we tag em then release em back into the wild
they do the same thing with us.
Their ships run on WATER
thet is why they stay in the CLOUDS.
there are MANY of them...many races...
and the universe is literally TEEMING with LIFE

I personally have seen...
greys
"Nordics"
"tall Whites"
AND reptillians
the reptilians have the ability to blend in to their surroundings
like a chameleon
OUR future is a REAL LIFE STAR TREK scenario

BUT only if you can convince them you are NOT just a "hairless ape"
They ALL look at us like WE are BEASTS
and this will NOT do.

Originally posted by kimish
Welcome to ATS.

I'm half donkey, part duck and part monkey. what are you?

edit on 10-6-2013 by kimish because: (no reason given)

The math doesn't work. What are you really? Cheney...

Good Lord!

Originally posted by infinitymindbox
I am not joking here
and I know many of you think I am

therefore let me tell you some details

we are "tagged"
just like what WE do to endangered species...
we tag em then release em back into the wild
they do the same thing with us.
Their ships run on WATER
thet is why they stay in the CLOUDS.
there are MANY of them...many races...
and the universe is literally TEEMING with LIFE

I personally have seen...
greys
"Nordics"
"tall Whites"
AND reptillians
the reptilians have the ability to blend in to their surroundings
like a chameleon
OUR future is a REAL LIFE STAR TREK scenario

BUT only if you can convince them you are NOT just a "hairless ape"
They ALL look at us like WE are BEASTS
and this will NOT do.

Where is my tag?
Why don't they just come talk to us? Harvest us? Breed us for their version of KFC?
If they are here, isn't our future already happening?

Just gangbusters for the 20 posts aren't we

reply to post by kimish


I am half man half GOD
so are YOU
so are we ALL
we are ALL cousins and brothers in the galactic family

Originally posted by NarcolepticBuddha
Good Lord!

b.vimeocdn.com...

Still burning after 7 years eh? Get to work on that extinguisher!

Originally posted by infinitymindbox
I am not joking here
and I know many of you think I am

therefore let me tell you some details

we are "tagged"
just like what WE do to endangered species...
we tag em then release em back into the wild
they do the same thing with us.
Their ships run on WATER
thet is why they stay in the CLOUDS.
there are MANY of them...many races...
and the universe is literally TEEMING with LIFE

I personally have seen...
greys
"Nordics"
"tall Whites"
AND reptillians
the reptilians have the ability to blend in to their surroundings
like a chameleon
OUR future is a REAL LIFE STAR TREK scenario

BUT only if you can convince them you are NOT just a "hairless ape"
They ALL look at us like WE are BEASTS
and this will NOT do.

*TEAMING with life

Originally posted by infinitymindbox
reply to post by kimish

 

I am half man half GOD
so are YOU
so are we ALL
we are ALL cousins and brothers in the galactic family

What about women? Are they half men? How come my wife doesn't know this? Which half of her is a man?

Originally posted by infinitymindbox
reply to post by kimish

 

I am half man half GOD
so are YOU
so are we ALL
we are ALL cousins and brothers in the galactic family

Just give us a date. When's Niburu coming? When's the family reunion? Give a date.

How do I get into the Nordic breeding program?

Originally posted by superman2012

Originally posted by infinitymindbox
I am not joking here
and I know many of you think I am

therefore let me tell you some details

we are "tagged"
just like what WE do to endangered species...
we tag em then release em back into the wild
they do the same thing with us.
Their ships run on WATER
thet is why they stay in the CLOUDS.
there are MANY of them...many races...
and the universe is literally TEEMING with LIFE

I personally have seen...
greys
"Nordics"
"tall Whites"
AND reptillians
the reptilians have the ability to blend in to their surroundings
like a chameleon
OUR future is a REAL LIFE STAR TREK scenario

BUT only if you can convince them you are NOT just a "hairless ape"
They ALL look at us like WE are BEASTS
and this will NOT do.

Where is my tag?
Why don't they just come talk to us? Harvest us? Breed us for their version of KFC?
If they are here, isn't our future already happening?

your tag is usually in the space between you thumb and forefinger
or earlobe
they don't come talk to us because they are revealing themselves a little at a time'they know the world would PANIV+C if they just POPP
showed up.
People all ready think they are DEMONS

How would YOU react if you went to a village who never saw a modern man
and they attacked you because they thought you to be "demonic"?

reply to post by kimish


grammar Nazi

don't sweat the small stuff

Originally posted by infinitymindbox

Originally posted by superman2012

Originally posted by infinitymindbox
I am not joking here
and I know many of you think I am

therefore let me tell you some details

we are "tagged"
just like what WE do to endangered species...
we tag em then release em back into the wild
they do the same thing with us.
Their ships run on WATER
thet is why they stay in the CLOUDS.
there are MANY of them...many races...
and the universe is literally TEEMING with LIFE

I personally have seen...
greys
"Nordics"
"tall Whites"
AND reptillians
the reptilians have the ability to blend in to their surroundings
like a chameleon
OUR future is a REAL LIFE STAR TREK scenario

BUT only if you can convince them you are NOT just a "hairless ape"
They ALL look at us like WE are BEASTS
and this will NOT do.

Where is my tag?
Why don't they just come talk to us? Harvest us? Breed us for their version of KFC?
If they are here, isn't our future already happening?

your tag is usually in the space between you thumb and forefinger
or earlobe
they don't come talk to us because they are revealing themselves a little at a time'they know the world would PANIV+C if they just POPP
showed up.
People all ready think they are DEMONS

How would YOU react if you went to a village who never saw a modern man
and they attacked you because they thought you to be "demonic"?

I was born without hands or earlobes.
Why would they be worried if we panicked? If they are advanced they have nothing to worry about.
Edit: Are you talking about a cro-magnon village? Does such a thing exist?