Greetings and sanitations!

How are we all doing?

So after lurking the site for around 10 years I came across a thread peer pressuring me to join up, so I figured "Who can resist peer pressure?!" Then signed up at once!
I come from the land down under *hums the next few lines* I have a broad range of interests this site caters to, from the paranormal to the paranoid. Bit of a whiz with electrickery and always wanting to know how everything works.

Oh I should add that my sense of humour can be a bit dry and take some getting used to.

Questions?
Comments?
Answers?

10 years? Dude, that's insane! Talk about a long time lurker!

Hello and welcome!!

morning ... welcome to ats ... a sense of humour always appreciated here .. though I tend to curb mine as it tends to get rather dark at times ... grab a pint ... nah several pints .,, you will need them ,. and enjoy the show ...

reply to post by Flashback1984


Sanitations!!??
Welcome to the site.

reply to post by Flashback1984


Well hello new friend!!! So glad you joined us!
heres your bacon cake...Des has a really nice huge bacon sammich..maybe she will drop by and give you one

Hope you enjoy your stay!! So is 1984 the year you were born?
~nat cat~

I think he meant salutations. Its a line from demolition man.

Thankyou all for the welcome!

Night Star: It was 10 years of on and off lurking really, can't rush into things like signing up

Expat888: I plan using my humour for both good and evil

Thedoctorswife: I'm glad someone noticed that

Natalia: ZOMFG!!! BACON CAKE?!?! I'm never leaving now! No I wasn't born in 1984, my username and signature are lyrics from an Offspring song making reference to George Orwell's 1984.

reply to post by angrysniper


Nope it was deliberate I did warn you about my humour!

Hi

It wont be long before you change that to Insane-itations

Originally posted by angrysniper
I think he meant salutations. Its a line from demolition man.

Yeah i know. I was just hoping it wasnt a typo and that he likes toilet humour.

reply to post by VoidHawk


Hahaha I like it!

*writes it down for later*

reply to post by thedoctorswife


No typos here, I always choose my words very carefully

reply to post by Flashback1984


Aha! I see says the blind cat.
I was born in 1984..so I was just a wondering
~nat

Originally posted by Flashback1984
reply to post by thedoctorswife

 

No typos here, I always choose my words very carefully

Thought so. I like you.

Welcome and here ya go


haha

reply to post by natalia


You're not that far behind me, they invented me in '83

reply to post by Flashback1984



I have to be honest. I am quite upset with you already. I am now singing a song I do not want to sing ..where beer does flow and men chunder. What is chunder?

Welcome to ATS!

reply to post by Casualboy100


Hahaha thanks for that! I'll try not to drink this bottle

reply to post by Martin75


I didn't think I would be taking over people's thought's on here so quickly!

Chunder is vomit by the way

Originally posted by Flashback1984
Thankyou all for the welcome!

Night Star: It was 10 years of on and off lurking really, can't rush into things like signing up

Expat888: I plan using my humour for both good and evil

Thedoctorswife: I'm glad someone noticed that

Natalia: ZOMFG!!! BACON CAKE?!?! I'm never leaving now! No I wasn't born in 1984, my username and signature are lyrics from an Offspring song making reference to George Orwell's 1984.

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Can you use your humour for evil purposes on Phage, its boring around here at the moment, we need some fun.

Hope you can live up to your promises, and that your not the margarine of evil.