Hey YOU.... Mister Lurker!!

WHY are YOU just sitting there reading from the shadows?!?

For Gods sake, register an account and join in on the discussion!!

We want your thoughts on everything you see!!

I've seen soo many "new members" say in their intro... I've been reading the content on this site for several years now and I finally decided to join.... Several years??!

REALLY!?!

What the hell people!!

What took you soo long?

Are you afraid that you'll never leave your little nook once you join?

Yes!! That is a distinct possibility

But admit it, if you're reading ATS content you're already hooked.... why avoid the inevitable?

SIGN UP NOW DAMNIT!

YES YOU!!

I see you reading this... are you starting to sweat?

Is the urge to register an account eating at your insides... perhaps even your SOUL?


DO IT... And i'll make you a promise...

Every one of you will get a Nifty little flag from yours truly!!

You might even get a smooch from this Kitteh!

IF you don't... Well...




So what are YOU waiting for?

Sincerely yours...




Madcat

You forgot to add the bit about less Ads.

Just saying!!

join us.

NO!!!!!!!!

I refuse to join!

Wait a minute

Peace

Yes! Come and join the fun! It only takes 30-seconds to register, and then we can hear your thoughts and ideas on a plethora of topics.

Come on, register already!

Oh goodness Rikku

Your post had me bursting out laughing.

To all those not assimilated, yes come, resistance is futile...

Cirque

Do you not realize how many paranoid people you just scared away?

Originally posted by Akragon

Hey YOU.... Mister Lurker!!

WHY are YOU just sitting there reading from the shadows?!?

I see you reading this... are you starting to sweat?

It is possible that some might read this and think:

'OMG!! That is spot on. Where did he find all of this info about me?
How does he know that I'm sitting here sweating in the dark??


That's just too dang freaky. I'm gettin the heck outta here.... Right Now!!"

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/files/img/fm4f1563db.gif[/atsimg]

I'll make the deal even sweeter!

Show up here and say hello.... And you'll get a slap!

For not joining sooner... To brighten your day!

Sell it people!!

Yes, join us...

First I play with Judd, then mommy came, and I play with mommy. We play daddy, we had a awful good time! Now, I want to play with you...

Before I fell screaming into the pit of ATS,

I lurked for a year or so.

Mostly someone gave my opinon already, so I never felt the need to Join.

I was never part of an online forum before, so I didn't know about stars'n'flags.

Sometimes we don't think we have anything to add.

For me that may be the case,

but ATS is user-generated content,

so it's nothing without its members.

The more the merrier.

reply to post by Theflyingweldsman


*SLAP*

I owe ya that for being late to the party!

reply to post by Akragon


Thanks for the star, though.

The pain was worth it

Hell, I could never keep my mouth shut for that long! I had to join and jump in right away!

Look, we even have dragons.

reply to post by Akragon


Yeah, sometimes I don't understand either. I joined the first day I found this site(which my cousin introduced me to)and I didn't even realize I was an actual member til last year!

My cousin on the other hand...he's a member, but has only posted twice!!! He says there's really nothing he can add. And in my head I'm thinking, well at least follow me into a thread and have my back or something, but he won't...grrrrrrr.. Oh well.

I was scared when I did realize that I could start posting in all, it's a big site with people who are smarter than me, but that's good, I need my brain thinking more anyway, and researching further.

JOIN US NOW

-nat cat-

Oh and if you join...I give cakes....sometimes..hehe...

Originally posted by Akragon
WHY are YOU just sitting there reading from the shadows?!?

For Gods sake, register an account and join in on the discussion!!

We want your thoughts on everything you see!!

I've seen soo many "new members" say in their intro... I've been reading the content on this site for several years now and I finally decided to join.... Several years??!

REALLY!?!

What the hell people!!

What took you soo long?

Are you afraid that you'll never leave your little nook once you join?

Yes!! That is a distinct possibility

But admit it, if you're reading ATS content you're already hooked.... why avoid the inevitable?

SIGN UP NOW DAMNIT!

YES YOU!!

I see you reading this... are you starting to sweat?

Is the urge to register an account eating at your insides... perhaps even your SOUL?


DO IT... And i'll make you a promise...

Every one of you will get a Nifty little flag from yours truly!!

You might even get a smooch from this Kitteh!

IF you don't... Well...

So what are YOU waiting for?

Sincerely yours...

Madcat

edit on 27-4-2013 by Akragon because: (no reason given)

I finally made an account, but ATS is messy as hell -.-

Yes you pesky lurkers!

Come and get flamed and ridiculed for speaking your mind! Only at ATS.

Ok ok I joined. Are you happy now?? Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd by the way, what if the lurker is not a 'mister', hmmmmm?? What then?

reply to post by stormchasercc


ahh ha!! a Lurkeret!!

Welcome my dear!