Stupid, silly or facepalm instructions. Time for some stress relief!

On a bottle of sleeping tablets:

Warning: This medication may cause drowsiness

Well, I bloody hope so!


On a big bag of Cashew nuts:

Warning: May contain nuts

Again, I bloody hope so! It's a bag of nuts! What else is it going to contain! May? I hope to hell it does!


Have fun with it!

P

Ha, just looked at both packages from my breakfast.

Yogurt: First ingredient - Cultured Pasteurized Grade A Fat Free Milk and Milk
...following the ingredients list...
CONTAINS: MILK

Triscuits: First ingredient - Whole Grain Soft White Winter Wheat
...following the ingredients list...
CONTAINS: WHEAT

Hahahah

I took a BRAND of headache tablets

The warning said "may cause headaches" as well as internal bleeding etc

I once bought an over the counter sleep-aid.

When I got home and took a closer look at the label, it had "non-drowsy" on it.

Didn't help my insomnia.

I got married. Twice.

reply to post by Hefficide


You actually got TWO women to marry you?

reply to post by pheonix358


I guess this was meant for new Dads ?????

Originally posted by Chadwickus
reply to post by Hefficide

 

You actually got TWO women to marry you?

Well, someone had to cook all that bacon!!!

Kindest respects

Rodinus

This is on the instructions section of a hair dryer.

~Tenth

On EVERY sink at my workplace:

CAUTION: Hot water is HOT.

These are great. It may be that people do not read the warnings any more. I don't, haven't for years. When they get as silly as they are now people just skip to something important.

It is like the software 'conditions of use' that no one reads, just click 'I agree.'

I did read the safety instructions for a new cordless drill recently, mainly for laughs! They were quite funny and yet because of the stupidity, no one reads them which defeats the purpose of warnings.

If you are going to somehow immerse your new microwave in water, well, goodbye, nice knowing you!

I like the hairdryer one above ........... who writes this crap, are they laughing as they write it.

P

reply to post by pheonix358


Cashews are not nuts; nut-allergics can eat'em!

But I ate some peanuts yesterday, and the package read "May contain traces of other nuts."...

Here you go Phoenix :









Kindest respects

Rodinus

Originally posted by Rodinus
Here you go Phoenix :

ahhh, now i understand where i have been going wrong all of these years... and i did always wonder why my toilet paper had no news in it

Originally posted by Rodinus
Here you go Phoenix :

i just noticed that your pants are a small... i'm disappointed 'dinus, i imagined otherwise

reply to post by skalla


Naaaa, those were just a pair of hand me downs from Cody that my son has now pinched off me to dress his action man...



Kindest respects

Rodinus

reply to post by Rodinus


ROFL 10 points and a dawn raid by the IDF to you

Oh no....

Not the IDF again, the last time they raided my place it was a complete carnage...

The proof is below :



Kindest respects

Rodinus

From the "General Safety" section of the user manual for my cell phone:
"DO NOT drop your device or subject it to severe shock".
Good thing I read the manual before trying out the phone. First thing I was gonna do was to drop it, then bang it against the wall a few times. It was a near thing for sure!