Do you like cold kegs and spam ?

Do you like cold kegs and Spam?

Of course I like cold kegs and Spam!
You know I love them SamIAm.
They are among my favorite treats
All filled with beer and fatty meats.

Would you eat them in a bar?
Would you eat them in your car?

I would drink them in a bar,
Even drink some in my car.
I will have them where I please
It's what I crave to fill my needs

Would you eat them on a train?
Would you eat them on a plane?

I would eat them on a plane
To ease my angst and numb my brain.
And gladly on a railroad track,
Just haul them out, I’ll knock them back.

Will you eat it from a dish?
Will you drink it like a fish?

I would eat it off a plate,
Pound down four or six or eight.
Though I am not sure that I should
All I know is it tastes good.

Can you eat them without care?
Can you be so unaware?

Of course I must, I am thinking
It’s not hard to justify drinking.
But I prefer to smile, not scowl.
I’m still here: no harm, no foul.

Yes I like Kegs and Spam
I'm a drunk that's all I am.

reply to post by rockymcgilicutty


Bravo! I am with you 100%! Very clever!

Just for you Rocky :





Kindest respects

Rodinus

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Oh I love it!!! Hahahahaha!



Thanks for sharing the giggles hehe
Peace and love
-nat

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I knew that was coming.

Thought it would be Cody though.

reply to post by natalia


Edit me some beer in that post.
2nd

reply to post by rockymcgilicutty


Here ya go...


Hehe..or these

Or we can just bust out the shots..I mean it's FRIDAY!!!



enjoy
-nat

reply to post by rockymcgilicutty
Give me a week or two and the grandkid will have this memorized.
Granny is getting bored with green eggs and ham!

Never had spam. But that sounds like a plan. Is it a cold ham? But after the beer i wouldn't give a dam.....Im with you rocky im in...let the party begin....

Originally posted by TheDoctor46
Never had spam. But that sounds like a plan. Is it a cold ham? But after the beer i wouldn't give a dam.....Im with you rocky im in...let the party begin....

Naaaa just cold horsemeat Bwahahahahahahahaha

Kindest respects

Rodinus

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Beer lovers get more head.

reply to post by littled16


Yes I am..
2nd

Originally posted by rockymcgilicutty
reply to post by natalia

 

Beer lovers get more head.

Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Yes beer lovers indeed get more head... *wink*
hehehe
-nat
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If you are REALLY hungry, spam is actually pretty good.. There are a lot of different ways to cook it. But if you have to eat it for any more than a week you would get sick of it fast.