You know your an ATS'er when~

Your at work and you "accidentally" end up surfin ATS when you should be being a productive Employee!

reply to post by tothetenthpower


You know you're an atser when people start picking EVERY single thing apart and trying to correct you while calling you a shill.

a book of half used matches

Are those matches half unused or half used???
You sir,are a shill.




No offence Tenth,its a joke thread.

When every thread you start has been done before and you end up with someone saying

Existing thread here!

www.abovetopsecret.com...



Yep, this one has been done before.

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reply to post by pheonix358


You know you are an atser when,you have used the line.....search is your friend.


I did a search and didn't find that thread.

Originally posted by DrumsRfun
reply to post by pheonix358

 

You know you are an atser when,you have used the line.....search is your friend.


I did a search and didn't find that thread.

edit on 9-4-2013 by DrumsRfun because: (no reason given)

Well, I had an advantage I knew in advance it was there! That helps heaps. Sorry.

Funny as!

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You've had posts yanked for T&C but still had the stars to show your comment was HILLARIOUS~!!!

reply to post by sulaw


You know you are a senior member when you make a post and alert yourself to make sure you don't break the T&C.

reply to post by DrumsRfun


ROFL~ Yea I haven't hit the Senior Member status yet!~

You know you're an ATSer when you start picking holes in your own life and wondering who conspired against you and stole the tv remote

You are an ATSer when you shoo your family from the kitchen by telling them

"This room is now closed for review,"

You know you're an ATSer when you agree and ask how do you get a bumper sticker just like his

You know you're an ATSer when this bumper sticker gives you an idea for a new thread!

Your fiance assumes that at any given moment that you are on ATS, and frequently suggests that you get help for your addiction.

You insist that your fiance creates an ATS account even though you are convinced, despite denials, that they were already an ATS member based on the habitual use of phrases you only heard on ATS prior to meeting that person.
You also find their knowledge of and willingness to discuss ATSy type subjects highly suspect.

reply to post by calstorm


I hear you on this one. I know people in real life, that I swear are on here when I read certain threads. You know your an ATSer when you think 'We need a secret handshake' for when we run across one another in real life.

Originally posted by Lazarus Short
When ATS becomes a more-or-less-permanent tab on your computer.

ATS is the first on screen bookmark on my bookmark bar

You know you are an ATS-er when someone tells you something they read in the paper, and you scoff because it came from the Sun or the Daily Mail

Originally posted by Iamschist
reply to post by calstorm

 

I hear you on this one. I know people in real life, that I swear are on here when I read certain threads. You know your an ATSer when you think 'We need a secret handshake' for when we run across one another in real life.

edit on 10-4-2013 by Iamschist because: (no reason given)

Please not another one!

There is already a thread on that very subject.

I know I made some inane suggestions

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reply to post by pheonix358


Sorry what is your point? So there is another thread. I choose to comment on this one. This one is still open, I am sure your a nice person, but I will post where I wish, thank you.

reply to post by sulaw


When you friend someone that should be a rival.

Because they are one of the few people with real sources.

reply to post by Iamschist


It was a joke, a funny, relating to earlier funnies in this thread. Please engage sense of humor!

Peace.

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Originally posted by Iamschist
reply to post by calstorm

 

I hear you on this one. I know people in real life, that I swear are on here when I read certain threads. You know your an ATSer when you think 'We need a secret handshake' for when we run across one another in real life.

edit on 10-4-2013 by Iamschist because: (no reason given)

You know, you know when you are a ats'er when this sounds like a very good idea.