If you were a rich, powerful, evil genius how would you take over the world?

I am curious how people would do this... a lot of the conspiracy theories I see don't make a lot of sense to me.. because why would they want to destroy the world? Especially when there are far easier ways to do it... Maybe if we try to think like them we can see the truth rather than the disinfo they may be putting out in the mainstream to take us off the real trail.

reply to post by TheKeyMaster


With chihuahuas of course.

There's simply no other way.

Where would you breed them all though? haha

I would talk the middle class into eating food that would poison them slowly. You would still need some people that would work for peanuts and still be satisfied. The meek shall inherit the earth.

Originally posted by rickymouse
I would talk the middle class into eating food that would poison them slowly. You would still need some people that would work for peanuts and still be satisfied. The meek shall inherit the earth.

I think you are on the right track... you let the people you don't like destroy themselves... and then you do the opposite for the people on your team.

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I would probably do what some of our rich, powerful, evil geniuses are already doing: buying up water rights left and right! T. Boone Pickens has been working on doing this for several years now.

Boone later formed a company called Mesa Water. In 2006 he purchased rights to draw from the huge Ogallala aquifer under 200,000 acres of land in Roberts County, Texas, near Amarillo, for $75 million. He now owns more water than any other individual in the nation. There, he created Roberts County Freshwater District No. 1, a "government entity" composed of five people, all his employees or associates. He controls the district through various shells identified in filings with the Public Utility Commission, also

T. Boone Pickens Has Big Plans For Our Money

America’s Water Supply Will Soon Become “Slim Pickens”

He who controls the water supply rules the world!

Build a gigantic arena of multiple environments and constructions.

Insert all arms dealers, weapons manufacturers, politicians, mad scientists, soldiers, terrorists that all want war and let them fight it out with their own weapons of mass destruction.

Televise it like the films 'Rolling Ball' and 'The Running Ran'.

After the game, all evil doers that live or didn't comply; nukem. Problem solved.

Originally posted by littled16

He who controls the water supply rules the world!

Also, if you control the weather then you control the water as well...

I would start with 5.5 tons of Nutella...

Oooops,, my plan has started

I would start a religon of evil then create a group and call it...ummmm let's say Freemasons.

Then I would take over the financial system, military and food supply.

Then I would try to get everyone on board by calling it something catchy like....

How about New World Order.

Then I would get all the smartest people in the world to join me while I suppress technology.

Then I would.... Wait a minute...

Someone already beat me to this plan..... Must switch to plan B.

Originally posted by U4ea82
reply to post by TheKeyMaster

 

With chihuahuas of course.

There's simply no other way.

edit on 9-4-2013 by U4ea82 because: (no reason given)

LMAO! that just caught me on the funny side this morning thank you. Large and in charge, ha!

I'd unleash billions of cute kitten videos onto YouTube and then I'd take over while every one else is distracted.

Originally posted by TheKeyMaster

Originally posted by littled16

He who controls the water supply rules the world!

Also, if you control the weather then you control the water as well...

Both were tried by the evil genius Simon Bar Sinister in the Underdog cartoon series.

Underdog caused his failure to rule the world in both cases.

Originally posted by Rapha
Build a gigantic arena of multiple environments and constructions.

Insert all arms dealers, weapons manufacturers, politicians, mad scientists, soldiers, terrorists that all want war and let them fight it out with their own weapons of mass destruction.

Televise it like the films 'Rolling Ball' and 'The Running Ran'.

After the game, all evil doers that live or didn't comply; nukem. Problem solved.

I have heard that the occult likes to create chaos... they supposedly create chaos to gain order - control. To me, this sounds very similar to your concept here.

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How do you keep someone else in the Freemasons from taking control for themselves though? How could you trust each other?

knock everyone out with a large dose of veterinary Ketamine. And lock myself in the illuminatis head office muhahaha
(Id chemtrail the k in obviously)

I would let the world become over populated, then I can hide all the evil in plain sight and confusion. If we never know each other,we don't really care about others as they are not our problem, they would be the govt/evil master minds problem.

We know people on TV and in movies better then we know each other.

Sharks with laser beams, of course.

. . . . . . muahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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I think they do this too... they have everyone smoking weed all the time. haha

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That's the beauty...

If everyone is working towards the same goal then trust is not needed as long as we keep moving towards the goal each day. Each worthless individual that thinks they are supporting the greater cause is just another puppet that is expendable when the next puppet comes along. As long as they are all working towards the same goal it does not matter what they do to each other because they are all worthless anyway and will be discarded when the time comes.

All I have to do is show them some magic tricks and convince them I understand age old wisdom and poof they are all servants to my cause thinking that are going to get something that others won't. Humans are so easily manipulated and that is why we are in the situation that we are in.

You have a bunch of old dudes that think they know the secrets of the universe because they have obtained some knowledge that other do not have so they think they are higher or better.

In the end they will be discarded for their betrayal towards their own race.