Redneck bashing wanted. I want to have fun give me what you got.

Originally posted by cody599
Rocky, Rod, Doc and I waiting for the party to get started




At the party







The aftermath
As usual I was the the last man standing

Thats my favourite chair, And i told rod about taking all the bath up, Will you have a word lol

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I didn't miss it out Rocky. I was out back practicing

You need a bigger cow. This sucker aint got what it takes

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Hunt the unicorn will never be the same again

Originally posted by littled16
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Rocky it is after Easter- please take down your Christmas lights!

That is how I'm going to hang all three of my reindeer next year. Thanks

Originally posted by cody599
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I didn't miss it out Rocky. I was out back practicing

You need a bigger cow. This sucker aint got what it takes

That's cow Bingo, but we can do that too.

About the redneck jacuzzi pic, as Tosh 1.0 said it's all fun and games until someone gets [SNIP]

Originally posted by rockymcgilicutty

Originally posted by cody599
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I didn't miss it out Rocky. I was out back practicing

You need a bigger cow. This sucker aint got what it takes

That's cow Bingo, but we can do that too.

About the redneck jacuzzi pic, as Tosh 1.0 said it's all fun and games until someone gets [SNIP]

edit on 1-4-2013 by elevatedone because: (no reason given)

I'm crying with laughter
I've just looked it up
I didn't realize it was real

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Believe it or not, I have seen some reeeal serious money change hands at Cow Bingo.

Originally posted by rockymcgilicutty
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Believe it or not, I have seen some reeeal serious money change hands at Cow Bingo.

What if the cow splits the numbers

Got it don't bother answering, just read the rules.
However do you get more if there is more in your square ?

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I did feel something in the tub. Not sure what it was though....Lol maybe it was this

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Majority rules. I did see one hell of a arguement once. The board was laid out on a hill, the deposit moved after it was dropped. You know the saying [snip] runs down hill.

Originally posted by rockymcgilicutty
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Majority rules. I did see one hell of a arguement once. The board was laid out on a hill, the deposit moved after it was dropped.

You know the saying S#$@ runs down hill.

I can't wait for the next ats party

Extreme lawn mowing




Seems a tad tame now

Ahhh Jeff says.....

Originally posted by TheDoctor46
Well being from the UK i heard that the southerners are a bunch of weirdos.....(i mean our southerners

..Yea innit!!).

Oi! I resemble that remark!

CX.

I fully supported my sisters decision to have an abortion....



Though it would have been cool to be a dad.

Originally posted by CX

Originally posted by TheDoctor46
Well being from the UK i heard that the southerners are a bunch of weirdos.....(i mean our southerners

..Yea innit!!).

Oi! I resemble that remark!

CX.

Oi Doc
What we southerners call electricity, internet, and mobile phones
Don't require us to to perform some mystical magical gathering to make it work
We call it waking up

What’s the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

"Hey guys! Watch this!"

You might be a redneck grandma if:

you consider a few chops with the big scissors to be an acceptable School Picture Day haircut...

you look through the high fashion catalog and then go straight to the Wal-Mart fabric department...

the amount of desserts you bake every night could feed a church service...

and the local stray cats are so attached to you that your grandkid goes back home after a visit with a new allergy.

Originally posted by CX

Originally posted by TheDoctor46
Well being from the UK i heard that the southerners are a bunch of weirdos.....(i mean our southerners

..Yea innit!!).

Oi! I resemble that remark!

CX.

Lol only joking. Im jealous because of those car things they have down there? I have heard of them

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These are great, can we do the ghetto jokes next? Pleeease?