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Originally posted by NewAgeMan
Speaking of Jesus...
When I was in nursery school as a 4 year old toddler (in fact this is the first memory that I've retained as a human being, in this life anyway), I once said the word Jesus in vain (I guess I'd heard an adult do so and maybe I hit my thumb or something) and a little girl told the teacher "he said Jesus!" in response to which I was mildly scolded. The same little girl then came back to me and asked me what I said, assuring me that she would not tell the teacher, so I told her "Jesus" to which she immediately cried out "He did it AGAIN, he said Jesus!" and I was thoroughly and properly scolded that time and given a warning. And so again, you guessed it, up to me comes the same little girl now in hushed, conspiratorial whispers, swearing and promising up and down that she would not tell if I told her what I'd said, just once more, so I whispered it "Jesus" and you guessed it, this time SHOUTING - "Teacher teacher he said it AGAIN, he said Jesus!" the result of which I was made to wear a dunce cap and stand facing the corner for the rest of the "school" day. (I'm serious).
Carl Jung is quoted as saying "what you resist only persists", so as fate would have it, both of my parents later became ordained ministers of the church so I had Jesus on both sides of me (cornered), and to this day, in spite of my rebellious atheist years in pursuit of the meaning of life anywhere else BUT the church, lo and behold I have become a Christian philosopher now brazenly throwing off the dunce cap in the name of Jesus and exiting the corner to face the world against any and all opposition to prove that Jesus Christ really was/is and remains the son of the living God (see my avatar for more).
God works in mysterious ways..
Originally posted by charles1952
reply to post by NewAgeMan
Metaphors? You want metaphors? I've got your metaphors right here. Not as good as vethumanbeing's, but i try to accomodate all requests.
I was in a Dollar Store, aimlessly strolling the aisles, looking for something worthwhile. A boy about 8 years old was directly in front of me, looking at toys on a rack. His mother was about ten feet ahead.
As the boy played, he knocked a toy to to the ground. His mother, alerted by the noise, came back to see what happened. The boy said "It just fell." I said, "No it didn't, you knocked it down."
The mother turned on me. Violence was barely avoided, but my vocabulary was increased substantially.
Originally posted by charles1952
reply to post by NewAgeMan
Metaphors? You want metaphors? I've got your metaphors right here. Not as good as vethumanbeing's, but i try to accomodate all requests.
I was in a Dollar Store, aimlessly strolling the aisles, looking for something worthwhile. A boy about 8 years old was directly in front of me, looking at toys on a rack. His mother was about ten feet ahead.
As the boy played, he knocked a toy to to the ground. His mother, alerted by the noise, came back to see what happened. The boy said "It just fell." I said, "No it didn't, you knocked it down."
The mother turned on me. Violence was barely avoided, but my vocabulary was increased substantially.
Originally posted by charles1952
reply to post by NewAgeMan
Dear NewAgeMan,
What!? I have to interpret, too?
Perhaps I've missed your purpose, if so, I apologize for wasting your time.
Dollar Store. Surrounded by material goods, aimless, lost.
Boy: Curious youth, exploring the world, following his own desires.
Falling Toy: Consequences of our actions, our mistakes.
My Correction: Judgment
Mother: Protecting boy from harm, mother love to extreme.
To me? Don't poke a bear's cub. To the others? Who knows?
Originally posted by charles1952
reply to post by NewAgeMan
Dollar Store. Surrounded by material goods, aimless, lost.
Boy: Curious youth, exploring the world, following his own desires.
Falling Toy: Consequences of our actions, our mistakes.
My Correction: Judgment
Mother: Protecting boy from harm, mother love to extreme.
To me? Don't poke a bear's cub. To the others? Who knows?
Originally posted by NewAgeMan
reply to post by vethumanbeing
The boy was 8.
So you see, I'm not always as dumb as I come across (concerned about dunce cap feeling cornered now). .