reply to post by luciddream
Thanks, I knew it had something to do with speeding up alcohol metabolism. I can understand why it would be ilegal in places -- from what I remember
it was marketed as an "anti-hangover pill". From my "studies"
I could easily see how someone could consume far to much alcohol and end up in a
hospital -- or worse.
Most of these "tricks" or "tips" are annecdotal. Some are based in actual science, like the honey. Honey is high in B-vitamins, which you strip from
your body when you drink.
As far as the grease thing, IDK about that. It might coat it before your first beer, but the carbonation will stimulate and open the pyloric sphincter
in the stomach, thus emptying the beer and grease into your small intestines (where most of the alcohol is actually absorbed).
Now for odor elimination...
First, spray on some colonge/body spray. Not to much, especially if you already put some one earlier. You don't want to be obvious.
Next, I've found that activated charcoal tablets combined with a clear, pure spirit like Vodka seems to work rather well. Take the 1-2 charcoal caps
about 30 minutes before drinking, and another couple after you're done drinking. I've tried taking more -- but it just makes your poop turn black and
you freak out thinking your going to die. I found 1 charcoal capsule for ever 2-3 drinks seems to work best.
Go put in some visine. It's not just for druggies. Drinking can make one's eyes look glassy and slightly bloodshot.
Now go brush your teeth really good. Get the back of your tounge, and the roof of your mouth. Also, brush your gums.
Next: EAT SOMETHING. Things I've found that really work good are peanut butter and/or wassabi peanuts. Pickles seem to work too. (Dill pickles make an
awesome chaser for vodka -- just bit a pickle after the shot and chew it up and swallow!)
If you smoke, now go outside and smoke a cigarette. If you know how, do a "French Inhale". This will get tobacco tar on your upper lip/face more than
jsut smoking alone. If you know how to swallow a bubble of smoke, do so. That way if you burp later, it'll smell like cigarettes.
I try to attack this in two directions.
1. Alcohol "smell" is secreted from your pores. This is where the "pre-dosing" with activated charcoal, and continued use all night helps. Hunters
will take the stuff to lessen their own "scent".
2. Alcohol can also be smelled on the breath and facial hair (if you have some). The scent can come up from the stomach -- hence the brushing of the
all interior mouth surfaces, eating and smoking.
*whew* OK dudes that's all MM has for right now!
ETA: I take no responsiblity for the use of these tactics. One should never consume alcohol unless it is legal for them to do so. Additionally, one
should never operate a vehicle or do anything that involves fine motor skills while intoxicated. The suggestions I have made are for educational
purposes and not intended to encourage illegal behavior by anyone.
Who knows, your Grandmother might call and want to stop by but you've had a few drinks and don't want her to know. These are the kind of situations
the information I have learned should be used for.
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