Chuck Norris shaves his beard off!! OMG, page 1

Hahahaha!

My fav- Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that some times corn needs to lie the f#!k down!

In context- Chuck Norris' beard shaves razors

Okay I'm done :p

TerryMcGuire

posted on Mar, 20 2013 @ 01:57 AM

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reply to post by Redwhiteandblue

must be a verrrrrrrrry slow night
next line

TerryMcGuire

posted on Mar, 20 2013 @ 01:59 AM

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reply to post by sefhinny

aahhhhh come on back and play.
do I need to keep on with these follow up lines?

TerryMcGuire

posted on Mar, 20 2013 @ 02:10 AM

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Come on every one. Chuck Norris shaved off his beard.
Let's talk about it. Let's get it going here.
I know. Let's try this.
Chuck Norris is a moron.

TerryMcGuire

posted on Mar, 20 2013 @ 02:14 AM

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Oh yeah , Proof in the pudding.
It IS a verrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy ssssllllloooowwwwww nnniiigggghhhttttt.

I gotta hit the sack, I'm talking to myself here

TerryMcGuire

posted on Mar, 20 2013 @ 02:16 AM

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reply to post by InSearch4Truth

OK I;m hijacking this thread and taking it to Cuba.
Is this allowed in the jokes forum. If not please feel free to move it to the pertinent forum

Mykey057420

posted on Mar, 20 2013 @ 02:20 AM

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Everyone just calm down and relax! It's Chuck Norris, not Samson. None of Chuck Norris's powers lay in his beard. The end is not nigh. God still walks among us.