Chuck Norris shaves his beard off!!

Originally posted by alfa1

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I vote for dismemberment uh, I mean banning of wannabe mods.
Done by the now exposed fist on Chuck Norris' chin.

I want to see the razor used to shave that beard.

The only thing strong enough would be his own fingernails.

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The guys a legend!!!...Didn't even recognize him in the pic...shame on me...

Peace

Wow...

Chuck Norris - BEARD = Regretful hindsight on all the kick @$$ jokes ://

Just kidding!! I hope he doesn't see that! I'll be the first to get round housed BEARDLESS ( Not cool.

My fav- Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that some times corn needs to lie the f#!k down!!

Okay... I'm done :p Now I officially have no reason to ever whip out a Chuck Norris joke again! Hahah Thank God!

Chuck Norris doesn't shave....he just tells his beard to go take a break....

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Due to Chucks current mission, his Beard is now on an undercover mission to the Middle East to route out any would-be suicide bombers. Amazing what one can do with some hair dye.

damn... the shocker for me is.. i thought he was in his 50s....

so.....

.... the thread about Dec 21st really being March 21st is TRUE?????

Originally posted by beezzer
Top 10 List of things to do with Chuck Norris's Beard Trimmings

10. Plug the hole in Fukushima
9. Divert the lava flow from Mt. Etna
8. Extinguish the Sun.
7. Etch diamonds
6. Use it to power FTL space rockets.
5. Re-charge light sabres.
4. Clone more Chuck Norris's for the ultimate Army.
3. Create world peace. (Yeah, I'm not too sure on that one either)
2. Seed barren planets.
1. Absolutely Nothing! Just TRY making his beard trimmings do something they don't want to do!

but you didn't give the reasons!!
10. So we can take over Japan
9. And to a more favorable area of our choosing
8. So the MidEast will freeze while we enjoy our heat lamps... hell freezing over
7. etch bacon designs in them to make them more valuable
6. manned mission to Mars
5. Everybody needs light sabres
4. To conquer the known universe!!
3. Nobody left= peace
2. Good seed = good harvest
1. He was just a carrier, the beard had all the power, it's moving on to a younger carbon based unit to continue it's quest!

Chuck was so relieved that his Swiss visa came through so he could finally shave.

C - Chuck's
E - Electromagnetic
R - Razor
N - Neutraliser

Sticking his face into the Hadron Collider was the only way to debristle his chin.

They even found a new indestructible phenomena. It was spotted by physicists dealing a roundhouse charge to the Higgs - Bosun.

They call it,
'The Chuck Particle'

I heard that Chuck sold the whiskers from his face to the defense department.

They are going to glue individual whiskers to missiles.

Just having them in our inventory will defeat anything. You don't even have to launch them.

It's all part of a conspiracy!!

We can get to the bottom of it, but it's going to take some work!

There are six degrees of separation here, we just have to find what they are....


.....making a thread about it to destroy their evil plans....

Marketing companies need to find out what brand razor he used to shave and then make a commercial about it..
"Buy a shick razor, the only razor tough enough to shave Chuck Norris's beard"

Originally posted by zonetripper2065
No the beard shaved off his Chuck Norris

Dern you!! You beat me to it!

The razor was sharpened to never before seen...sharpnesses, in the process. It's now in the Smithsonian. The beard is thought to have gone to Mexico. Use extreme caution if you see it as it is considered jaggy and dangerous.

Its truly a sad sad day!!

WHY? What could he possibly gain from this? I bet it's in protest to Obamacare or something Obama-ish!

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And it didn't grow back instantly for the entertainment of his friends?
There wasn't a fist behind there, or a round house kick waiting to take someone out?

Now I don't know what to believe anymore! My world has been shaken!
The one thing I'm certain of is that it had to have been a blade or probably bladeS made out of diamond!

Originally posted by TriForce
Marketing companies need to find out what brand razor he used to shave and then make a commercial about it..
"Buy a shick razor, the only razor tough enough to shave Chuck Norris's beard"

They're stocks would SKYROCKET!!