Before I even begin let me preface this story by saying that I had watched a show before i got stung, It was about some crazy religious snake handlers
and one got bit, his mouth went numb and he almost died.
On a recent surf trip to Costa Rica I was stung by a scorpion, heres my story. I visit central america quite often to surf and enjoy all of
the other good stuff. A year prior to the sting I had stayed at a creepy hotel on a hill kinda secluded and there were tons of cool people my age
hanging around. Well this trip, I got to the same place and there was no one there. I was alone and was actually getting depressed because this girl I
met the year before was no longer living there, the hotel had new owners, it cost twice as much, so I was bummed. I had been alone for days before
getting to the hotel, this trip was a remote area trip,on purpose, so I was feeling really weird and once again, lonely.
So it was about midnight, only person in any of the cabins,I walked outside to look at the stars and my big toe starting burning just like a
wasp sting, so I stomped around and was like OUCH ! The pain lasted about 30 seconds at the tip of my toe. There was no blood or evidence of any
sting. So I got kinda curious as to what stung me. I grabbed a flashlight and went to investigate. There was a dead scorpion covered in ants,
apparently I stomped it accidentally, it was dark so I couldnt see what stung me. I went inside and actually forgot about it really, until about 10
minutes later my mouth went numb. Ofcourse i remembered the hilbillies mouth going numb and he was in critical condition, so naturally I freaked.
Thing was, I felt like a million bucks . So I got in the rental jeep and headed out to find someone, anyone to ask if I need to go to the hospital. Of
all people, a guy from back home that owns a pawn shop was walking down the road with his girl, they told me its cool because a kid that actually was
riding his bike past at that moment had been stung 8 times and he was fine so that was a releif. Although I felt so good i didnt even care.
I went straight back to the room. Every pain, every bad feeling I had, had disappeared in no time. My sore neck from the long drive and pain
from having 2 bulging disks , my being bummed out, completely gone. Not only gone, I was happy, like REALLY happy. I didnt have any internet service
or anything, I just knew there was something good about that sting. So I layed down on the bed ,smiling, and closed my eyes and started having these
insane visuals with my eyes closed. I walked down the hill to the beach , looked at the amazingly clear sky and was , "content" I guess was the only
wway to describe it, but better. Later while going to sleep, i had the most insane dreams, not bad but very visual. I was in a very blissful state
indeed.
The next day i felt wonderful. I got up, went straight out to surf and actually surfed better that day than the whole trip. I told everyone in
the water about getting stung and it being awesome, they were all ears.
The pain free, happiness buzz wore off after about 72 hours, but slowly. Then back to surfing like crap and neck pain. Im not supposed to talk
about drug use but the only way I could describe the feeling is like this, combine the good feeling that coc aine gives a person without the
withdrawal and other negative aspects, with a little ecstacy and some pain pharmaceuticals ,without the addiction and withdrawal and thats what you
have, the sting was the best drug i have ever had (from what i remember in my younger years).
Finally back to some internet I researched the venom from this particular scorpiuon and theres some good stuff in there. Like neurotoxin and
serotonin. What more can ya ask for ? Now it makes perfect sense to me, I wasnt crazy, the stuff works.
Last thing, DO NOT purposely sting yourself, there are many different kinds that will kill you or put you in a coma. Fortunately for me I got
lucky, really lucky, I got the one that had serotonin and neurotoxin. I will definately be seeking out a scorpion on the next trip though. All I can
say about the sting is it was the best. Miracle drug if you ask me.
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