And the next Pope will be, should we make a bet on this?

With all the talk about the next pope.... Why not have a little fun here on ATS and let's see who get's closest. Since I created this thread and NOBODY will ever believe this is possible anywho~....

:rumroll::

Your new Pope is AMERICAN (White/Black/Brown doesn't matter)!!! That's a Yahtzee by my standards and if this happens.... WE ARE IN TROUBLE~! Seriously...

Justin Bieber

edited for the sake of non rudeness against Bieber fans

reply to post by Tykonos


Wakka Wakka, pic a nationality or country, Justin Beiber is not on the conclaves list of potential candidates. Sorry =_=

And the next Pope will be.......

....a short old white dude with white hair and a tall hat.

reply to post by BrokenCircles


Santa?

Originally posted by sulaw
reply to post by Tykonos

 

Wakka Wakka, pic a nationality or country, Justin Beiber is not on the conclaves list of potential candidates. Sorry =_=

I would have thought his butt would have been a main topic amongst the head Catholic Priesthood.

Peter Turkson.

Just a guess.

There's already a thread on this.

www.abovetopsecret.com...

reply to post by BrokenCircles


Well now I think your the closest, but I think from how pope threads are trending people are thinking he will be of African Decent (to be politically correct)

But I will accept White!~ With a Pointy Hat maybe you could say if this person was Itallian, Russian, Polish.....

Taco,

Santa is not on the conclaves list either. If he was though, he'd have everyone's vote for sure.

Originally posted by Aleister
There's already a thread on this.

What Justin Biebers butt and Catholic Priests?

Originally posted by daryllyn
Peter Turkson.

Just a guess.

Okay, I had to google.

Isn't there a prophecy about a black Pope called Peter?

reply to post by sulaw

Wakka Wakka, pic a nationality or country, Justin Beiber is not on the conclaves list of potential candidates. Sorry =_=

Pretty sure he's on the altar boy list though.

Anyway Suluw, what are you betting? What stake are putting up?

Peter Turkson

Why?

I am usually not liking those pope conspiracy theories and similar, but I did INDEED dream that Peter Turkson was elected pope and me thinking, in my dream "wow..the prophecy is fulfilled". Probably a sign I should hang out less on ATS to dream such stuff

I think they should break with tradition and vote in a woman !

Would be great publicity and no danger of scandals, well, nothing too serious anyway.

And back to dreaming

reply to post by Tykonos


Hmmm good question.... If an American is elected pope I'm placing World Peace will become an illusion of the past as we will have complete control.... Muahahahah ::cough:: but seriously, what should the wager be?

reply to post by sulaw


If you are starting this thread you have to give us the lines!!

White - 1/4
Black - 25-1
Chinese - 1000-1
Dennis Rodman 3-1
Justin Beiber - 50-1

Come up with something cool for us to FAKE gamble on here anyways!!

reply to post by Hopeforeveryone


Sara Palin for Pope? What a shocker that would be if a woman was elected Pope.... I would like to imagine but reality is I don't think a woman is on the conclaves list either.... Sorry =/

reply to post by Tykonos


I don't remember exactly how it went, but, yeah it's something like that.

I'm going to have to google and get back to you on that.

reply to post by Chrisfishenstein


Alright then ^_^ lol

White 10-1

Black 35-1

Chinese 1000-1

A mixture of Obama (Half and Half) 2500-1

N. Korean (Wild Card) 1,000,000-1 (Imagine the Vatican bolstering Mini-Nuke's ontop the vatican ^_^ )

All other entries will be entered through as randoms and automatically have a 500,000 - 1

We will use the new virtual currency I made.... Which made the worlds populace infinatly rich... Get your Sulaw Bucks and a bet on the pope~

Winner get's bragging rights ultimately~