U.S.A. already planning to invade Canada

Kidfinger - actually, when in the States I'll drink Rock, Sam Adams or Shiner Bock (since a Texan friend of mine only swears by that beer).

otts, to tell you the truth i love canadians, but if for some strange reason we did go to war we would win. sorry but its the truth. but i would run to canada to escape the draft if there was a draft to go to war with canada. if that makes any sense. so otts, will you be my freind? ill fight along side with you.

ps. i love america

pps. otts, so how is ottowa this time of year?

[edit on 31-10-2004 by denseuno]

This thread is quite possibly the most retarded that I have ever seen.

apw - it's Halloween night, we're tired, some of us may be drunk. Humor us.

denseuno - no offense taken.

HOLY INSTIGATION BATMAN!

Youve done it know. Otts just doned the hunting gear and grabbed the ninja stars. You better log off before your traced and hunted down. Otts is merciless.

i wouldnt doubt it. just look at his signature,
"Go tell your master that I will answer him by the mouth of my canons" - Frontenac, defender of Quebec City, to the British call for surrender, 1690
i wouldnt want to be on the opposite end of his ninja star!

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By otts
t's Halloween night, we're tired, some of us may be drunk. Humor us

I'm completly drunk. Pissed as the proverbial. I thought I was making sense for once though. oh well.

Now there is some jovial spirit coming through! I knew you had it in you. Stand down Otts, no need for termination now.

hehe folks, don't feed the ninja, he may not fit through the door anymore

And denseuno - yes, I know that the US would win if they invaded Canada. It's a sheer question of numbers. However, the question would be why?

Originally posted by Otts
And denseuno - yes, I know that the US would win if they invaded Canada. It's a sheer question of numbers. However, the question would be why?

im asking myself the same question? besides the labat blue factory.



just kidding

denseuno - if you're going to invade, at least set your goals higher than Labatt Blue! Go for Sleeman or Moosehead, but Labatt Blue... blech

i was just kidding!

if the US attempted to invade Canada, the rest of the world would just not have it. BirdsEyeView, sure with weapon power it is possible, but that would be a very dumb move from the US. As dumb as they look to hte rest of the world these days, I don't think they could be THAT dumb.

Originally posted by sensfan
You guys just want our beer don't ya!!!! ;-)

Hey sensfan, can you send some of that beer through UPS please?

Just send it to this address:

THEUSWILLNOTINVADECANADA Street
at YOUHAVETOBEASUCKERTOBELIEVETHIS.

Oh and the name is.

NEXTTHREADPLEASE.

I think the best reason to attack canada is revenge for Celine Dion, her "art" should be considdered an act of war!

Anyways, as for the amount of fresh water: yea only 2% is drinkable, most water is in the ocean and it's salty, you try drinking that you go crazy and die if you drink too much. However, the amount of potable water we have really hasn't changed that much over the ages, and the largest freshwater reserve on the planet is the Great Lakes. The US and Canada both are allowed by international treaty to draw upon it. However, there is a United Nations treaty that prevents the movement of water over from one basin to another for commercial gain (except in the case of bottled water which is classified as a luxury item instead of water by international law)

Anyways, the US AND Canada are both lobbying the UN hard to change the treaty, it's actually of major concern in the Chicago-Milwaukee area seeing as the Great Lakes watershed does not cover the entire metro area. The reason this is a major issue is not because of water amount but instead the quality of water. Believe it or not, water from Lake Michigan is much cleaner than the groundwater behind the divide which comes from the Mississippi river basin.

The point being, the United States has TONS of fresh water, and the tech to build desalinization plants in areas like LA where groundwater is nonexistant. The main problem is actually the laws that prevent the large-scale movment of water. Canada has expressed her interest in selling water, mostly to third world nations, (that's the main reason they want the laws changed) as they see great commerical interest in dealing with water.

The Qu�b�cois (French Canadians to you Americans) especially want to sell water as there are a great number of natual springs in Qu�b�c and they could use it to help put their economy back on track to stay compeditive with Ontario.

Honestly I'd say that Canada and the United States are in the same boat on the water issue. They both have plenty of water, they just can't move it to where they need it or where it'd make the most money.

May Peace Travel With You
~Astral

edit: By the way, the Qu�b�cois aren't the only ninja in Canada! Us guys over in Toronto have been known to strike silently and vanish without a trace. But I'll tell you, the most dangerous of all are us Pagan Ninja, with our throwing pentacles and threefold attacks!

[edit on 10/31/2004 by The Astral City]

Find a way to transport the ice/water from the glaciers and the world's fresh water problems are solved. How difficult should that be, when in today's age, spacecraft can go the outer reaches of the Milky way?

Originally posted by SomewhereinBetween
Find a way to transport the ice/water from the glaciers and the world's fresh water problems are solved. How difficult should that be, when in today's age, spacecraft can go the outer reaches of the Milky way?

You still have to get past Greed. Big Business needs to fill it's quota's.

Intrepid

For Gods Sakes PLEASE PROTECT the seagrams whiskey Distillory.

They make Crown Royal.

Me and my crack band of moonshiners will come in in the first wave and help yall out.

Originally posted by Amuk
Me and my crack band of moonshiners will come in in the first wave and help yall out.

You don't have to worry. Our spirit is strong. Any invader would have nightmares after about a week. I have NO idea why people think we're weak? We're nice, that doesn't equate to weak.

Appreciate the offer though.

[edit on 31-10-2004 by intrepid]

Originally posted by intrepid
You don't have to worry. Our spirit is strong.

Since he was talking about whisky, I think you meant to say, "Our spirits are strong"