Be Vewy Vewy Quiet I'me Hunting The Twuth [CLWC]

Hewwow,

My name is Elmer Fudd and I am hunting for the twuth.

I am a simple man that has expewienced things bewond your wildest dweeeeams.

Needless to say I am not one for gun contwol. I have hunted wabbits down the hole only to have come up short. Waskiwy wabbits!



These kids today have no idea of the tings that are bewond their yewtubes, smawtphones and intewnets. My fwiends, many of whom I have shot, have told me things that just bwow my mind. But they wespect me, well, because I will shoot them.





Now wet me tewl you, that they awe vewy wespectwable fwiends that have had pwominent positions in life, even though I shoot them. Maestwos, Cowboys and the like. Not ones to scuff at.





It seems that I miss the tings that they speek of all de time. Tell you the twuth, I think they might be on dwugs!



On more than one occasion they have told me of cweatures from other worlds.





They tell me of spectres, witches and ghost.







I have searched hi and wowe for these things but, I don't know?

Sometimes you just have to say...



Or Do You? Muwhahahahahahahaha

reply to post by ElleLachyme


Excellent use of the character.

A wonderful first entry

~Tenth

I'd call it quality Material.

I give it 4/4 Carrots!

psst.
hey. hey you.

Dat wascally wabbit took a left at Albuquerque.

Don't tell him I told you.

reply to post by Phage
Straight ahead till morning?

Tanks for de tip. Wewes my gun?

reply to post by Wrabbit2000
Thank you Wabbit2K.

Cawwots are good but wabbits are bettah.

reply to post by tothetenthpower
Thank you 10th.

Problem is, I cant seem to break the character, been speaking Fudd all day!

ElleLachyme
This story is a sure winner in my book i love how you wrote this and all the cartoon pictures it sure made me smile thanks for the great funny read! peace,sugarcookie1

reply to post by ElleLachyme


An excellent entry! Well done.

Great job you have done here

This brings back childhood memories. Those were some great cartoons i enjoyed watching when i was younger.

Thanks everyone. I'm glad you all enjoyed it. Maybe as much as I did writing it.

I have noticed that this thread has brought out already three avatar bunnies. Are you plotting some kind of evil conspiracy against me to avenge Bugs?