omg!They forgot New Zealand!

Unbelievable but true.

I got this huge world map poster to put on my wall, my cellphone company sent it to all their customers, to look cool and all.
They forgot one thing: New Zealand!!

I kid you not. There is no New Zealand on the map.
I took a pic of the relevant part of the map, here it is:

Actually...we Kiwis got so sick of our close proximity to those whiney smelly neighbours in Horse-trailia that we all gathered on the western coast of our islands, leapt in the water, braced against the nearest rock formation and swam/pushed our beautiful country further away from them.

Currently we're passing by Rarotonga...now excuse me, its my turn up to paddle...