A very silly question

I realize the sticky targeted ads wouldn't work, but I have to say that Beezer could make at least enough money for a case of beer if he got ten percent of the profits for direct advert/linking products like this...

Originally posted by 12voltz
reply to post by beezzer

 

Why ?What are you selling?
Your body? your wife/husband

Who knows? Maybe all three.

reply to post by Zarniwoop


Take our word for it, he wouldn't make enough in a year for a pint at a $1.00 happy hour.

Springer...

Here we go....Cabbage Calm. It might look like a hammer, but.....

Originally posted by bigfatfurrytexan
Here we go....Cabbage Calm. It might look like a hammer, but.....

Awesome! Thank you!!!!

Are we not bombarded with more than enough ads? Everywhere you look there is someone selling you something, If ATS did such a move I would drop my computer off at goodwill and plug my TV back in and be just another programmed administration drone with not a thought of my own.

reply to post by teslahowitzer


We're surrounded by ads regardless. Now my thread may contain a bit of cheek, but if we're going to be bombarded, regardless, then why can't we profit? (rhetorical, in point to this particular issue)

Originally posted by beezzer

Originally posted by 12voltz
reply to post by beezzer

 

Why ?What are you selling?
Your body? your wife/husband

Let's say I made a deal with Carl's Eel Face Soup company. They pay me cash, I wear their logo in my sig. space.

Cha-ching!

Mmmm...mmmm....mmmmmm......I love me some Carl's Eel Face Soup!!!



who doesn't like to open up a can of this tasty stuff?

who doesn't like to open up a can of this tasty stuff?

Don't tell Springer (shhhh!), but I have a sweet deal with Carl's

reply to post by Zarniwoop


I love eel head soup too! Nothing quite like having your food look back at you before you dig in.

reply to post by Springer


I've been contracted to come up with a jingle for the Carl's corp.

The commercials will air during the Masters tourney.

Keep an eye out for that

reply to post by bigfatfurrytexan


You are cracking me up!

Thank you for adding the fantastic graphics!!!!!

Originally posted by Springer
reply to post by Zarniwoop

 

I love eel head soup too!

Nothing quite like having your food look back at you before you dig in.

My little sister used to feed her sandwich to the eel head. And she had a name for them. Every can would have its eel named the same thing: Mrs. Wiggins. We would all laugh when she said it like Tim Conway on the Carol Burnett Show.

Good times.

reply to post by Zarniwoop


I may have seen it while watching a rerun of Jacque Cousteau on NatGeo.

Speaking of which....i heard that The Mansion on Turtle Creek in Dallas was going to replace their famed Tortilla Soup with a Eel Face Soup recipe created for them by Carl himself.

reply to post by bigfatfurrytexan


Here's what I have so far...sung to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it, clap you hands"

If you looking for a different kind of treat.

Get off your butt and get onto your feet.

It's the only fishy stew that will stare right back at you.

Buy some Car's Eel Fish Soup, it can't be beat.