I decided to get a sausage egg mcmuffin today as it has been several years since I'd ingested such a thing and nostalgia, and the fact a friend had
consumed mcdonalds in front of me the night before, inspired me to get one.
It has now been six hours and I am just beginning to return to a state of homeostasis; asymptomatic of the palpable distress this "sandwich" caused
me, subjective feelings regarding its flavor, consistency, appearance, odor, and artificiality aside.
The OP has taken many opportunities throughout this thread to be flagrantly disingenuous. Especially as someone who is portraying him- or herself as
extremely knowledgeable, it removes any concern your statements may have been made out of ignorance. Math has always been my primary subject, unlike
most people, and I know immediately when I am shown facts and figures that a shadier version of myself has sat behind a desk, waving his magic math
wand doing his math magic, manipulating the numbers to create the image he desires to promote. It's crsytal, no, it's Criss Angel transparent to
me.
Simple carbs, complex carbs, monounsaturated fats, polyunsaturated fats, saturated fats, trans fats and protein are not equal things. They can not be
substituted for each other as elements of an equation. X amount of carbs will never equal Y amount of fat or Z amount of protein. It's a false
equivalency. They may contain similar properties, such as caloric content by weight, but that's really of no consequence outside of peculiarly myopic
discussions, of which we are not having here, considering a system as complex as human health.
Also cleverly implied, is that processed cheese, and "burger meat" are similarly equivalent objects as vegetables and vinegar. It is not even worth
stating that X amount of bread will never equal Y amount of meat, but the argument has been made here, so apparently it must be said. And before you
go stating that argument has not been made, remember that the villain in this "Subway Scenario" is bread, which is pointed out despite the laughable
observation that hamburgers, themselves, are all but wrapped completely in a warm bread-like bun. McDonalds flagship sandwich, no less, is a double
cheeseburger whose entire cachet is built on the premise it contains an extra half-bun, a pretty lame feature when you really think about it.
Unhealthy white bread
is actually the only common denominator one can reasonably remove from the equation with any sort of intellectual
honesty, but it doesn't help the argument.
A person can walk into Subway and choose a whole grain, six inch vegetable sub with oil and balsamic vinegar and get nutrients, vitamins, a small bit
of monounsaturated fat to absorb those nutrients and vitamins, and have plenty of readily usable energy for the day. Throwing on one type of lunch
meat won't excessively throw off the scales either. No honest person on Earth would argue a better, more nutritious, comparably sized and priced
sandwich or burger could be found inside mcdonalds.
I haven't touched this type of food in five years (besides moments of stupidity like today, which happens probably once per annum). I'm all but vegan
now (I follow a Taoist diet, fyi) and would recommend people avoid every one of those places, and by all means a supermarket made sandwich using
organic ingredients is the right choice.
But, I say this as a once avid consumer of all fast food that ever was. I could rattle off my favorite orders at McDonald's, Subway, Burger King,
Arby's, Taco Bell, Wendy's, A&W, I'm telling you I used to eat it all, all the time. I'm not just a Subway fan or something, this thread particularly
gets me with its dishonest portrayal of the facts and seemingly marketing campaign-like allusion to everyone's favorite snacks at America's favorite
small town, country home, real folk, suspender wearin' McDonalds!
TL;DR:
I'm not sure if this was "guerilla marketing," just plain deceitful propaganda, or a tragically conceived post, but it's useless.
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