The Spirit of a Penguin Possessed My Potato.

So, I've seen some things on ATS that I dismissed as pure tomfoolery. Once I saw a thread claiming a demon was appearing in someone's pasta, I lol'd.. but then THIS HAPPENED.





Obviously, this potato was a penguin in a past life.

Don't see it? Let me break out the crayons...






So what do you think, ATS? Penguin, or just way too much time on my hands?

Tink.. penguins dont quack. Thats an impersonator... KILL IT!!!

Originally posted by Advantage
Tink.. penguins dont quack. Thats an impersonator... KILL IT!!!

I saved the world from this food-demon by turning it into mashed potatoes and eating it. =D

Shouldn't that thing be wreaking havoc on Gotham City?

Holy Jeepers batman!



Quick, check it's personality, see if it's a match. If so, this guy should register as soon as possible, using the penguin logic he'll fit right in here on ATS!!

And god knows man, we need more penguins around here!!!!

Originally posted by TinkerHaus

Originally posted by Advantage
Tink.. penguins dont quack. Thats an impersonator... KILL IT!!!

I saved the world from this food-demon by turning it into mashed potatoes and eating it. =D

If it binds with your DNA... this could be the genesis of the avian zombie virus...


you shoulda just killed it.


We should research this ... I bet it reaches front page. Its amazing!

Travel to the Arctic, approach a band of Inuit with this artifact in hand and declare yourself their God. If you also carry a Bic lighter with you, as back-up, it just might work.

Of course only do this if you're OK with snow and eating only whale blubber and reindeer meat for the duration of your life.

reply to post by Hefficide


I think they'd look at me like I was crazy.. There are no penguins in the arctic.

Strangely enough, there have been penguins in my kitchen.

**queue ominous music**

reply to post by TinkerHaus


Shows what TV has done to my entire generation.

There is a strange bit of synchronicity here. Earlier I was playing The Sims 2 and a snowstorm hit my little Sims house and, for the first time ever, a penguin came traipsing through the yard.

We've entertained the notion of many apocalypse variants... zombie, nuclear, antichrist... what if it's really the penguins who are gunning for us?

reply to post by TinkerHaus


This is a sign that colder weather is on the way to where ever
that potato was grown and eaten .

Your subconscious mind is a master of this concept.
Congratulations , you are on the right path.

This is very much like dreaming of a waterfall and then waking up
and finding you have to go pee.

reply to post by TinkerHaus


good call bro.

it's what had to be done!

reply to post by davespanners


I WAS LOOKING AT IT WRONG!

Holy mother of potato, that is the creepiest thing I have EVER seen!

Originally posted by Hefficide
reply to post by TinkerHaus

 

Shows what TV has done to my entire generation.

There is a strange bit of synchronicity here. Earlier I was playing The Sims 2 and a snowstorm hit my little Sims house and, for the first time ever, a penguin came traipsing through the yard.

We've entertained the notion of many apocalypse variants... zombie, nuclear, antichrist... what if it's really the penguins who are gunning for us?

Mrs C is playing sims 2 right now
Guess what ?
Penguins Penguin Apocalypse