First contact

Yes, yet another topic about first contact but maybe this one might be slightly different enough for some interest.

So in another topic I revealed how it is impossible to have first contact because Earth is not yet technologically advanced enough. However I immediately got a call from some civilization who was thinking about making plans to send robots to Earth and hack the satellites and spoof ip addresses so we can communicate. Then they could educate us all and we would have a very bright future indeed.

Basically they would be sending a spaceshuttle kind of vehicle and the journey might take some time. The propulsion would be simply spaceshuttle stuff and they would calculate slingshots around various planets and launch it from the correct position. Aboard they would have i7 comparable cpu's with linux and windows comparable stuff, everything humanity has produced in a nutshell but different, like the emotiv headset and Xbox's motion devices and the holocubes as interfaces to operate the machinery from their homeworld and a very complex language. They would form a line of spaceships or rather satellites because humanity doesn't have long range communications technology or any devices for that.

There are some problems like the hacking attempt for which they would one day face our human court and also the spoofing of various ip addresses so people can login to their system via websites, then they would simply send spam and offer anyone to go to their website so to convert to their religion and show various symbols. Even in case of physical death, humans who has seen anything would be safe enough. But it's doable and only one of them pushed the button so only he (or she) should be arrested when humanity has spaceships of their own.

So what do ATS members think of this.

Originally posted by Dragonfly79
However I immediately got a call from some civilization who was thinking about making plans to send robots to Earth and hack the satellites and spoof ip addresses so we can communicate.

Unfortunately, this is where you will lose most of the sane population here.

Did they call you on a toy phone just to show their technological superiority?

Do you have any (ahem...) evidence for us?

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I revealed how it is impossible to have first contact because Earth is not yet technologically advanced enough. However I immediately got a call from some civilization who was thinking about making plans to send robots to Earth

If we are not technologically advanced, how are they contacting you through your phone? I guess you are the First Contact?

to be honest, I really can't figure out what you're explaining. Although whatever it is, it sounds pretty cool.

I am less impressed that they contacted you with this world altering information then i am with the fact that you can miraculously understand their "very complex language" so easily.

You also made a date with nymphomaniac twins and bought the winning lotto ticket too right?

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Just when I thought I had heard everything. LOL!

Split Infinity

So, they just ring you right up often, do they? I couldn't help notice the way you worded all that, as if others may have called before? I want one of those phones. No one like E.T. ever comes to my town, let alone calls home from here.

A bunny without so much as missing time to show.

Originally posted by Dragonfly79
So in another topic I revealed how it is impossible to have first contact because Earth is not yet technologically advanced enough.

The thousands of people being abducted and probed on a daily basis MAY disagree with that...

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"ET Phones Home"

Nice!

Peace

Bernard, you're really honestly going to have to try harder than this next time. You're beginning to let me down in your number of completely similar topics. I think in this tale, you need to bring back Portia and her man. And then have them take a romantic trip to Hawaii where hilarity ensues!... Why is this beginning to sound like a bad sitcom?

The phone is actually built in to the physical body, too bad others haven't figured it out but it is understandable.

The civilization I am talking about already knows everything and have everything they need, they certainly don't want human souls against their will in their homeworld so they are not the ones abducting people.

Personally I would have to go with spirits wanting to talk to people but can't and those people who experience it translate it for themselves as being on a ufo taken against their will. It is much like posession or being in hell because it shouldn't be possible to be abducted mentally or spiritually and if you do believe it (being convinced) then you need your head examined.

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You make me sleepy.. That's all I wish to say about that.. I would have liked it if it was a better story.. ehh see ya round I guess.

Originally posted by jude11
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"ET Phones Home"

Nice!

Peace

No, it's ET phones our home from their home. But peace anyway.

Originally posted by Dragonfly79
The phone is actually built in to the physical body, too bad others haven't figured it out but it is understandable.

The civilization I am talking about already knows everything and have everything they need, they certainly don't want human souls against their will in their homeworld so they are not the ones abducting people.

Personally I would have to go with spirits wanting to talk to people but can't and those people who experience it translate it for themselves as being on a ufo taken against their will. It is much like posession or being in hell because it shouldn't be possible to be abducted mentally or spiritually and if you do believe it (being convinced) then you need your head examined.

Then you already made first contact.. And you also need your head examined according to you? Or is that just abductees? Not Contactees?

Did they say what planet they're from?

Originally posted by Wrabbit2000
So, they just ring you right up often, do they? I couldn't help notice the way you worded all that, as if others may have called before? I want one of those phones. No one like E.T. ever comes to my town, let alone calls home from here.

A bunny without so much as missing time to show.

I could explain missing time. It is when you share your existence with other people, spirits or deceased and because of misunderstanding of time this leads to missing time. Also, if a spirit does not want the other to remember the events then those memories are also unavailable, unless one has a lot of knowledge of the psyche and how memory works (both physical but mostly the soul).

I ring them up some times because I'm working on my afterlife and they have a great understanding of this it is as normal to me as speaking to anyone else either through phone or email.

In my studies of the life and the afterlife I discovered how there have been attempts in the past by others not from this planet to establish communication and something went very wrong so that is why I searched further kind of through puzzling together pieces which I call discrepencies.

Basically there is at least one place which should be occupied by a human soul but isn't and instead it was like the imprint of an alien onto the psyche of a human soul so with my understanding I was able to decipher these memories which were hidden from the psyche of the human soul in such a way no human could have done that.

Upon further investigation I discovered more of those places and many things and I was to be destroyed/put asleep/erased well they tried so many things like getting me to go out of my body anyhow it ran out of control and they had to contact others which made it even worse and finally I was able to contact a civilization or rather it did me but that part is still hazy to me.

Originally posted by Wrabbit2000
So, they just ring you right up often, do they? I couldn't help notice the way you worded all that, as if others may have called before? I want one of those phones. No one like E.T. ever comes to my town, let alone calls home from here.

A bunny without so much as missing time to show.

Maybe he got an Obama phone he is off the planet

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Ok just read your post to mr rabbit..

What do they say to you? Care to share any information that may help out our chances in the future?

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It was a special one to be sure... Perhaps, could it have been?



Nawww..... (hops off in haste)

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I think you have something in your throat!