A bit of a joke

A women was talking to this blind man, When he explained he was a skydiver in his spare time. "That sounds amazing!" She said excitedly. "Yea i freefall from 25,000 feet, And the change in temperature tells me when to open my 'chute". "Im impressed" she said "I just have one question though" "Yea?". "How do you know when to brace up for landing?". "Ah thats easy he explained. The dogs lead goes limp!"

reply to post by TheDoctor46


Dude, seriously?

My mom was a blind skydiver. Not cool.

reply to post by tvtexan

A bit of a joke??

Where's the rest of it??

reply to post by Extralien


Its only a short one to break me in lol

reply to post by TheDoctor46


well it made me laugh my friend!!!

Except poor puppy...

reply to post by natalia


Im glad it made you laugh nat...I tried my best to keep it clean

Originally posted by tvtexan
reply to post by TheDoctor46

 

Dude, seriously?

My mom was a blind skydiver. Not cool.

I got 2 words for you dude:
LIGHTEN UP!!!!

Quit getting offended over every dang thing!!!

Originally posted by HomerinNC

Originally posted by tvtexan
reply to post by TheDoctor46

 

Dude, seriously?

My mom was a blind skydiver. Not cool.

I got 2 words for you dude:
LIGHTEN UP!!!!

Quit getting offended over every dang thing!!!

OK I get it.
You're one of those people that can't find ironic replies in a joke thread funny.

I have only one word for you Homer:
DOHHH!