posted on Jan, 22 2013 @ 06:59 PM
Its the middle of the night, in the middle of the countryside and a platypus meets a gecko and says....
Nothing. Platypii and geckii cant speak.
/story
Its the middle of the night, in the middle of the countryside and a platypus meets a gecko, he says....
"Im thirsty, do you have any sodas?"
Gecko says, "nope, but I know a bar down in the meadow. "
So the Platypus and Gecko er.. walk.. down to the meadow to the all night bar. They go in, sit down and the waiter, who happened to be a drop bear,
approached the table.
"Watta ya want, Mate?" says he,
"2 beers, please" says the platypus.
So the drop bear brings the beers to the table.
"That'll be $8.50, please" said the dropbear.
"Just put it on my bill" said the platypus.
Platypus.. has a bill.. says put it on my bill...
PA-DUM-DUM
edit on 22-1-2013 by Advantage because: (no reason given)