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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Fox News Channel announced today that it would shut down for what it called “routine maintenance” Monday morning at 11:30 E.T.
Fox News president Roger Ailes explained the timing of the shutdown, which will be the first in the history of the network: “We wanted to pick a time when we were positive nothing would be happening that our viewers would want to see.” Read more: www.newyorker.com...
According to Mr. Ailes, for the twelve hours Fox News is off the air on Monday the network will broadcast a continuous photomontage of white people. “Regular viewers of Fox probably won’t notice anything unusual,” he said. Read more: www.newyorker.com...
Originally posted by inivux
Too good to be true. This is like something out of The Onion.
Andy Borowitz is a New York Times best-selling author and a comedian, and has written for The New Yorker since 1998. In 2001, he created the Borowitz Report, a satirical news column that has been read by millions around the world and for which he won the first-ever National Press Club award for humor. He has published two best-selling books in the past year: “The 50 Funniest American Writers,” which became the first title in the history of the Library of America to make the Times best-seller list; and his memoir, “An Unexpected Twist,” which Amazon named the Best Kindle Single of 2012. His Twitter feed, @BorowitzReport, has more than two hundred and seventy thousand followers and was voted the best Twitter feed of 2011 in a poll by Time. As a comedian, he performs to sold-out theatres across the country and has made countless television and radio appearances, including on National Public Radio, VH1, and Comedy Central. He has been called a “Swiftian satirist” (the Wall Street Journal), “America’s satire king” (the Daily Beast), “the funniest human on Twitter” (the Times), and “one of the funniest people in America” (CBS News’ “Sunday Morning”).
Originally posted by Wrabbit2000
I know the source presents it as real...but this can't be. It reads like a spoof/parody. It simply can't be an accurate and true story. Off-line through Tuesday morning? A whole broadcast network? Nawww..... I'll eat Humble Pie for dinner if this actually happens.
Originally posted by vkey08
ROFLMAO
OMG you guys are gullible....
Originally posted by AwakeinNM
Originally posted by Wrabbit2000
I know the source presents it as real...but this can't be. It reads like a spoof/parody. It simply can't be an accurate and true story. Off-line through Tuesday morning? A whole broadcast network? Nawww..... I'll eat Humble Pie for dinner if this actually happens.
It's probably a viral marketing campaign started by the communists to discredit Fox. Whether true or not - repeated enough times, it does the job. That is how Obama fooled millions of dumb people.
Originally posted by ajay59
Or maybe there will be no inauguration for what ever reason. That would make it a non-eventful day!