You know you're spending too much time on ATS when... (Fill in the blank)

You know you've been spending too much time on ATS when........

you have NO IDEA what your password is because you never turn off your laptop, you never close your web browser and you never log off of ATS since you got the password in the first place and have never had to type it in since.

Originally posted by EvanB
When you say "Star and flag" to your girlfriend after an amazing sex session...

I missed that one

Originally posted by Carreau
You know you've been spending too much time on ATS when........

you have NO IDEA what your password is because you never turn off your laptop, you never close your web browser and you never log off of ATS since you got the password in the first place and have never had to type it in since.

OMG That is so me lol

When a moderator has their eye on you.

reply to post by vkey08


you know you spend too much time on ATS when you ignore what your wife just told you.....literally just said to you a second ago while standing right next to you and now dont know if she asked you for something or told you something you need to know because you were too busy looking at what random people said about spending too much time on ATS....

oh, and coffee is life..... Mrs. coffee czar. I wish I thought of that title. It is more kick ass then coffee emperor or coffee king...damn it. So The day is yours......

BUT

just to wet your appetite....
traditional cappuccino made with double shot of slow roasted 100% arabica with a cocoa garnish


cappuccino, same but with strawberry infused extra cream milk.....


I may not be the czar, but I will drive you mad like Rasputin.

Now I have to go see what the wife was saying.....lol

reply to post by zedVSzardoz


I got the title after losing the Regent's election, Nenothu appointed me the ATS Czar of Coffee and all Caffeinated Beverages

But those look REALLY yummy.

You know you've spent too much time on ATS when you actually look forward to talking via u2u with someone...

When you start bragging about how good you are at identifying "shills" and "dis-info agents".

Explanation: When you are so paranoid :shk: ... that you perform a trace rt search ... on yourself! ...

Personal Disclosure: ... Both randomly and rountinely ... as a daily hourly occurance!

Because you just can't trust anyone anymore with anything!

P.S. Don't make me break national security and seriously detail [redacted due to self inflicted waterboardings]!

...when you have 540 photos of ATS members

When your reading ats, you hear your phone go off, and totally forget about it until hours later.

Originally posted by luciddream
"You know you been on ATS too much when you try to explain a conspiracy to one of your "normal" friends and act cool about so they don't think you are a nut like the media portrays."

that nailed it for me

when you get a post ban, and start thinking you are too clever and witty for the MOD that banned you to really understand your intention.
and then have to wait days before that stupid ignorant MOD blesses you with permission to post again, even after you write a huge mea culpa U2U groveling at his digital feet.
of course, this is a hypothetical case
that's when I realize I need to move on with life, go outside, go to a movie, go for a drive

...When you start typing : lol : on other social websites.

You know you're spending too much time on ATS when...

you tell someone to send you a U2U instead of an e-mail.

you can't find your keys, so you're convinced you must have been abducted by aliens last night.

you've heard the word "sheeple" so many times, that you can't look at a crowd of people without imagining them all as sheep.

every time you hear a helicopter, you're convinced it is going to be a black one.

you check ATS for news BEFORE you check mainstream media sources.

you could add 10 years to your join date and STILL not be in the current year.

When you post this

I hope realize I had to hide in the toilet at work for this reply

From this thread

Cody

rockymcgilicutty
When you realize a mod has it in for you.

looks like you were right there rocky now you are free to roam the interweb

When all I want to do is go "la la la la" I didn't see, read or hear that, I just want to play a song.
The questions stop , the searching stops.
Then you realize there is a real life out there and this crap doesn't matter anymore.
But, I am still here.