Greetings and felicitations, carbon based quadruped lifeforms of planet Earth.

Well, I just joined up with this outfit. I have lurked here for years, in a casual way. I was a member of a very well known forum that was just gutted-eviserated. The owners got their panties in a frightful twist because of nasty postings by a few idiots. I am still a member of that forum but it ain't fun no mo. So I was lookin' at ATS and explored it better than I ever had in the past and seen that there was a bit more to it than I had thought and so I said to myself, hell, why not join? So here I am.

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I'm sure they'll get along to say hi,

but for now,

on behalf of the bipeds, greetings and salutations.

the sheep are probably defending their guns or trying to take them away from others can't tell. it's a woolly situation.

You know, you look kind of familiar. I know I have seen you somewhere.....

Welcome to the party!

reply to post by Bemjiz



Welcome to your new addiction. 12 step meetings in the basement on Tuesdays. Here's your Welcome Cookies.

Enjoy....



Des

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Lol I loe your introduction, what's with this 5000 characters thing ? Do we have to make a certain amount of posts before we are able to post ?