A Muslim, a Communist and an illegal alien...

A Muslim, a Communist and an illegal alien walk into a bar.

Bartender says, “Hello Mister President”…









True Story…

So a man walks into a bar.

Holding a poodle in one hand and 12 inch salami in the other.

Bartender says ".............

Originally posted by Frankenchrist
So a man walks into a bar.

Holding a poodle in one hand and 12 inch salami in the other.

Bartender says ".............

"Well, I dont suppose YOU need a drink?"
Nice...

Muslim AND communist? Whooda thunk?

reply to post by TomServo


Bravo sir, bravo

Before any peeps out there get the wrong end of the stick, please note this is only a joke, not my personal point of view.

And for a site like ATS i think it's highly appropriate...

reply to post by 1littlewolf


Yeah because Muslims are renouwnd for their love of Alcoholic drinks aren't they

Maybe he was there for a diet Coke

reply to post by smilesmcgee


Maybe he was but he seems quite happy with that Guiness he is holding.

Originally posted by michael1983l
reply to post by 1littlewolf

 

Yeah because Muslims are renouwnd for their love of Alcoholic drinks aren't they

Note the post directly above your first one. Also note which particular forum it was posted in.

www.abovetopsecret.com...

After his fourth pint, the Muslim, communist, alien (MCA) said: "Barman, get me another juice and Kerry!"

The Barman looked perplexed, and replied: "Sir we don't serve that drink."

"Oh, I think I meant a Bush and sherry."

"No sir, I think you mean Bush and Kerry, as in the former President..."

The MCA staggered slightly, and lit his last cigarette for the evening.
Then he loudly said: "Young man, get me the bill and scones."

The barman rang up the gentleman's and bill and added: "Sir, we are a bar and don't serve scones. I think perhaps you meant the Skull and Bones, on account of Bush and Kerry both announcing on TV that they were members of the same organization, and it was too secret to talk about."

With that the MCA left his tip, and turned away sadly: "Thank you young man, but your generation sometimes completely lacks a sense of humor."

OK, Bumping up to Today!

OK, here is a taste-lest joke for ya.
Three Very Different People get a Wish
A Canadian farmer, an Arab terrorist and an American Biker

Three men, a Canadian farmer, an Arab terrorist and an
American Biker are all walking together one day. They come
across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total' , says the
Genie..

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also
farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada
was forever fertile for farming.

The Arab terrorist was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall
around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
Americans or Canadians, can come into our precious land .'

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a
huge wall around those countries.

The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more
about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500
feet thick and completely surrounds the country.
Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable. '

The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer,
lights a cigar, smiles and says,

'Fill it with water.'