800lbsGorilla

Hi, I´m an 800lbsGorilla.

Got room for me?

I like this site, it's bananas.

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reply to post by 800lbsGorilla


Welcome to ATS....



Des

reply to post by tothetenthpower


Thank you very much, and I'll be sure to do so.

Hello and welcome! Yes, there's plenty of room here for you.

reply to post by 800lbsGorilla


Welcome to the best conspiracy site on the net! Enjoy your stay and make sure you clean up your peels!

reply to post by 800lbsGorilla


Welcome 800lbsGorilla,

We have plenty of nuts and bananas so help yourself.

Thank you all for the welcome and the treats.

I'll keep the slinging of feces to a minimum.

Just don't make weird faces at me or poke me with a stick.

Daddy you have come back

reply to post by boymonkey74


I am a Gorilla, not a monkey!

Oh well, we all primates I guess.

Son!

reply to post by Destinyone

I see you brought refreshments for the gorilla this time. The last intro thread I was in, our official welcoming hostess(Des) didn't show up, and I had to explain that you and Boncho had eaten all the complimentary cookies. How embarrassing Des. You two behave.

ETA: Welcome to the jungle OP. I'll be seeing you around.

reply to post by Klassified


Thank you, I'll be in the tall grass.

You may be in the room but I hope you do not expect us to mention you....................

Welcome.

Originally posted by Klassified
reply to post by Destinyone

 

I see you brought refreshments for the gorilla this time. The last intro thread I was in, our official welcoming hostess(Des) didn't show up, and I had to explain that you and Boncho had eaten all the complimentary cookies. How embarrassing Des. You two behave.

ETA: Welcome to the jungle OP. I'll be seeing you around.

edit on 1/2/2013 by Klassified because: eta

Now I feel guilty. Mea Culpa...for my penance, I've broken into my secret stash of Chocolate Dipped Bacon....

.

Enjoy....while it lasts....

Des

reply to post by Iamschist


Thank you.

It will be hard to deny my existence though.

reply to post by 800lbsGorilla


Welcome to ATS, 800lbsGorilla.

Yes, we always need more Gorilla's around here.

reply to post by Destinyone

I knew you'd come through with the good stuff, Des.